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Around The Grounds - Round 18

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If spud White kicks this

 

I'll buy you all a beer

 

Howe is in everything for Norf!!


56 minutes ago, olisik said:

We shouldn't be laughing about Howe with Ben Kens recent performance 

We didn't just get Kennedy from it though. We also got a pick which helped us move up the draft and secure Oliver.

Collingwood delivery into forward line this (3) quarter is awful. Makes ours look good. 

 
21 hours ago, DubDee said:

Definitely want north to win. Bucks and the pies are getting all confident. Assault on the finals? Ah fk no

 Love watching the Pies get their hopes up, only to see them dashed.  Another in the kidding yourself category (eh, hum. Saints). 


The deliberate OOB interpretation is garbage. Maggots are garbage too. 

The Norf defender was pulled off balance but the moron called it deliberate.  

A comedy of errors from North. I hate both teams but seeing Scott's head explode with a loss (after a halftime lead of 39 points) would be the funniest loss all year.

Just now, RalphiusMaximus said:

North look a lot like blowing this.  If only that could happen and the Pies not win... 

I'm so conflicted. North lose and it's hilarious but Pies win and they jump us on the ladder. Agh!


J Howe on -3 goals. 2 clangers from the kickin and a dropped mark.

Therein lies the problem with Jeremy.

I despise nearly everything about the filth and enjoy seeing them lose but I just can't hate Pendles.

Just love watching him go about it, plays a different game the way he hand balls long to players running into dangerous spot. 

Other than that.... Eff em

North Melbourne have spent the last 6-8 years building their list to get to this. I can't imagine at last years board meeting they set the expectation as 'hope we can finish 8th'.

Their biggest concern, as it's been for 7 years, is that their most important players are still Harvey and Wells.

Can you tell I can't wait for them to fall off the cliff? ?

1 hour ago, Sylvia Saint said:

We didn't just get Kennedy from it though. We also got a pick which helped us move up the draft and secure Oliver.

Pity we didn't get Parish. cue 50 page debate

Edited by johndemons

8 minutes ago, johndemons said:

Pity we didn't get Parish. cue 50 page debate

It's not worth a debate. Oliver = good, Parish = good. Anyone that complains about Parish being slightly ahead after 15 games will complain about anything.


The pick we got that helped us move up the draft was from Toumpas

Just now, olisik said:

The pick we got that helped us move up the draft was from Toumpas

At least he did something...

 

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