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James Sicily sprung to mind whilst watching last night. I note Biffen has suggested Brent Harvey and, at first thought, a little hard to topple. Thoughts anyone?

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Tippett and Vickery as punchable talls perhaps?

(punch and run)

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Can't we just say most 'disliked' player?

Wouldn't have thought we would condone calling someone 'punchable' with all the rubbish that goes on these days.

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Just now, Return to Glory said:

Happy to change it Wiseblood.

Nah .

Punchable head will do.

Violent connotations aside.

Wiseblood is running for office.

This is about head punchability in the AFL.

It's an idea,for fun,not an encitement to violence.

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Robinson and Toby Greene in an almost dead heat followed by daylight and then Harvey and Jack Reiwoldt in another close run contest for the last position on the podium.

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Jake Melksham still qualifies.

if we're honest with ourselves.

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8 minutes ago, FireInTheBelly said:

Surely Daniher gets a mention?

Full Forward.

It's nearly too concave and ridiculous to be classified as a head.

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Just now, Biffen said:

Nah .

Punchable head will do.

Violent connotations aside.

Wiseblood is running for office.

This is about head punchability in the AFL.

It's an idea,for fun,not an encitement to violence.

I bet that's what snipers and cowards think in the pubs and clubs around Australia when they king hit people and ruin their lives.

Fine, I might be taking it a bit seriously, but even mentioning it for fun is probably not on.  I know RTG means nothing by it, but I still don't think it's a good look for a footy clubs main forum to have a thread like this.

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Just now, Wiseblood said:

I bet that's what snipers and cowards think in the pubs and clubs around Australia when they king hit people and ruin their lives.

Fine, I might be taking it a bit seriously, but even mentioning it for fun is probably not on.  I know RTG means nothing by it, but I still don't think it's a good look for a footy clubs main forum to have a thread like this.

Please make me aware of any more causes that need promoting.

I'm so socially deviant that I have no moral compass and therefore no ability to distinguish right from wrong.

I need the complexities of life completely sanitized or neutralized so i can never make a mistake.

Thank you for helping clean up language.So we never have confusion.

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I'd like to have a drink of Punch with Gil if he ever played.

Posted

I note RTG changed the title anyway.

I still like the term "puchable head".

Leigh Montagna on a wing.

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Just now, Biffen said:

Please make me aware of any more causes that need promoting.

I'm so socially deviant that I have no moral compass and therefore no ability to distinguish right from wrong.

I need the complexities of life completely sanitized or neutralized so i can never make a mistake.

Thank you for helping clean up language.So we never have confusion.

No worries, mate.

You keep acting like a Neanderthal.  It suits you so well.

P.S - Cheers to RTG for the change.  It's a much better look.

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7 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

No worries, mate.

You keep acting like a Neanderthal.  It suits you so well.

P.S - Cheers to RTG for the change.  It's a much better look.

It might seem primitive.

But it beats being bland.

RTG should be bull whipped by a wild horde of   trans-feminists for his revisionist conformity.

I must go and see what other potentially offensive words we can erase from the language in case somebody ever feels" bad" having read such a word.

You are clearly a populist,beige,boring,dull and unhappy with strong language.

 

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Saint Gary Ablett Junior

Toby Greene

Jack Reiwoldt, Dustin Martin, Vickery, Cotchin's Hair, Hardwick

Ballentyne when he was relevant 

Alex Fasolo

Jake Stringer

Brent Halfman, Waite, Thomas, Thompson, Brad Scott

Selwood, Mitch Clark, Chris Scott

 Charlie Dixon

Brendan Goddard

 

Haven't thought about it too much, will post a more comprehensive list at a later date. 

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