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All aboard the Oliver Express

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11 hours ago, praha said:

Anyone else cringe for a second when he gets the ball thinking it's McKenzie? Might take me a while to get used to it.

Nar if Clarry Choo Choo is the ultra sleeeeeeeeek monorail number I have depicted 

Jordy Mc Kenzie is the "Little red Caboose behind the train"!

Clarry Choo Choo masquerading as the "Oliver Express" is meaner much meaner than some of the characters in the classic movie

"Midnight Express"

 
1 hour ago, Skuit said:

This thread just keeps on giving. Where's Dee-luded at?

Yes where is Deeluded? 

 

I was looking at the pics at training today when this occurred to me - if Norm Smith was the Red Fox, maybe Clarry is the Red Bull. 

On 5/24/2016 at 9:28 AM, DeeZee said:

How lucky are we to have two young beasts like Oliver and Petracca?

It's like having Wolverine and Captain America, throw in Viney as Iron man

Nerd......

 

Need a small man for AntMan. I can visualize Kennedy in ant man mode.

Edited by faultydet


See!!!!

Clarry Choo Choo gets changed to some crappy name and away from the cold iron name Clarry Choo Choo and he misses to a weak corky.

Lumumba is Black Panther,  Frost the Winter Soldier naturally.. 

Will be missed around the ball this week. He's already very important to us around stoppages so hopefully he is back in next week.

 
2 hours ago, faultydet said:

Nerd......

 

Need a small man for AntMan. I can visualize Kennedy in ant man mode.

Need to trade in Caleb Daniel for Antman

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1 hour ago, Jesse Christ said:

Lumumba is Black Panther,  Frost the Winter Soldier naturally.. 

lol.

 

Viney is The Punisher.


Thread name change required, how about  The T$ and B$ thread.

Dawes is The Thing with his rock like hands!

 

Edited by AzzKikA

When he learns to kick more precisely he will be an absolute gun. I made the comparison with Michael Voss when he first arrived and he seems to be vindicating that more as he gathers games under his belt. His first instinct is usually to hand pass, and he has sensational hands and vision in traffic. I wonder whether kicking has become such a non-proffered option because he is less confident or doesn't have time to clear traffic and balance himself. His hands and vision in packs are so good that maybe he is not ready or prepared when he gets clear. I am very excited about this guy! And he tackles for keeps!

When they're all fit and firing Imagine how scary it will be for other midfields to face Jones, Viney, VDB, Petracca, Oliver, Trengove, Bugg, Kennedy, Tyson, Vince around stoppages time and time again. Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch! No let up. The Swans have this now and the Hawks and Cats have had it in the past. Midfields full of GRUNT!!!

1 hour ago, btdemon said:

When he learns to kick more precisely he will be an absolute gun. I made the comparison with Michael Voss when he first arrived and he seems to be vindicating that more as he gathers games under his belt. His first instinct is usually to hand pass, and he has sensational hands and vision in traffic. I wonder whether kicking has become such a non-proffered option because he is less confident or doesn't have time to clear traffic and balance himself. His hands and vision in packs are so good that maybe he is not ready or prepared when he gets clear. I am very excited about this guy! And he tackles for keeps!

When they're all fit and firing Imagine how scary it will be for other midfields to face Jones, Viney, VDB, Petracca, Oliver, Trengove, Bugg, Kennedy, Tyson, Vince around stoppages time and time again. Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch! No let up. The Swans have this now and the Hawks and Cats have had it in the past. Midfields full of GRUNT!!!

.....and not forgetting Angus when hes back, a true gun when right.

15 hours ago, Jesse Christ said:

Lumumba is Black Panther,  Frost the Winter Soldier naturally.. 

Lamumba is one of the fricken muppets.


15 hours ago, Lord Travis said:

Will be missed around the ball this week. He's already very important to us around stoppages so hopefully he is back in next week.

Absolutely will be missed LT. I hope Dom is in for an absolute cracker. 

Whilst I do like Oliver for the Rising Star still, I'll now concede that if Petracca can play the remaining games and play like last week, it will be all his.

24 minutes ago, H_T said:

Absolutely will be missed LT. I hope Dom is in for an absolute cracker. 

Whilst I do like Oliver for the Rising Star still, I'll now concede that if Petracca can play the remaining games and play like last week, it will be all his.

Tyson has played well against Port in the past, IIRC. I believe in his first season with us he earned 6 Brownlow votes against them.

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A Poster on the Changes Vs Hawks thread just reported that Clarry has torn a Quad!?? Is this true??

If not Ban this poster as I nearly had a H.A !!

10 minutes ago, picket fence said:

A Poster on the Changes Vs Hawks thread just reported that Clarry has torn a Quad!?? Is this true??

If not Ban this poster as I nearly had a H.A !!

Nothing torn, the only thing he'll be tearing up is the MCG on the weekend. Am I riiiiiiiiiiiiiight? 

24 minutes ago, picket fence said:

A Poster on the Changes Vs Hawks thread just reported that Clarry has torn a Quad!?? Is this true??

If not Ban this poster as I nearly had a H.A !!

Saw this as well, but I think the poster meant Vanders. No confirmation at the moment either so I wouldn't look too deep into the story. Clarry should be good to go for this weekend and for the rest of the season.

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I thought Clarry performed very well on Monday his 16 possesions were classy, in close and insicive. I particularly loved his bone jarring Tackle in the last quarter I think it was when he "Rag Dolled" some poor Magpie player and buried him almost into the underground car park! 

That plus mid 20ts "Selfless Acts"

Clarry Choo Choo/ Oliver Express stopping no stations.. Luv ya work son!

 

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What does that tell you??  Besides the fact his original tilte was "Cool"?

 
35 minutes ago, picket fence said:

 

That plus mid 20ts "Selfless Acts"

 

 

is that a real stat PF?  if so can you link the source, Id love to know what a selfless act means

He doesn't need to get a heap of it, but he more often than not gets the contest going our way 


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