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34 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Absolutely .

Seems to be a lot of parasites from the 80s and 90s clogging up the screen with their useless opinions.

Dermititus,Pig,Derwayne,Michael Roberts?,Lethal,Mark Maclure and other shine brains to name a few.

i hear you are such a little scamp, biffo. i hope you are not taking that lying down

Posted
1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

i hear you are such a little scamp, biffo. i hope you are not taking that lying down

Yes I am....

And thinking of England.

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Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, titan_uranus said:

I know a lot of Hawthorn fans and I have a strong belief that many of their supporters are "fake".

They've signed up because it's "in" - Hawthorn is a winning side, it's "fun" watching them play and being associated with them.

But they're not real supporters. They don't actually go to games, they don't dedicate themselves.

If Hawthorn stops winning their membership will fall to a truer number of around 50,000.

Even less when their dogs and cats pass away or stop following the game. 

Edited by Ethan Tremblay
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Pre-game discussion tonight and news coverage talk about how Cloke debuted in the ANZAC Day match in 2005 and how it has been 13 years (direct quote from Travis) since he played in the twos. Maths is just a bit off....13 years ago would be 2003.

Posted
Just now, Maple Demon said:

Pre-game discussion tonight and news coverage talk about how Cloke debuted in the ANZAC Day match in 2005 and how it has been 13 years (direct quote from Travis) since he played in the twos. Maths is just a bit off....13 years ago would be 2003.

you weren't a maths teacher in cambodia were you mable?

Posted
1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

you weren't a maths teacher in cambodia were you mable?

No, not maths. English and History.

Posted
7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

that would explain your attraction to bitters :)

No, it would explain my tendency to be a grammar Nazi at times.

I just find Uncle Bitter to be an insightful, well-rounded individual.

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Suckling off with a possible ACL, another rebounding defender down for the Dogs

Lions pressure has been A grade

Posted
1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Even less when their dogs and cats pass away or stop following the game. 

I had a new work associate who told me he was a Hawthorn supporter.

I thought he was a tad boring so i said the following:

"After all that success it would be nice if their plane took a graceful dive in to Bass Strait during a heavy storm"

He went silent on me for a few days.

Too much?

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Must say i enjoy a bit of biff in a game, good to see Port not backing down. 

Vince showed last year Danger doesn't like getting roughed up

Posted
2 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I had a new work associate who told me he was a Hawthorn supporter.

I thought he was a tad boring so i said the following:

"After all that success it would be nice if their plane took a graceful dive in to Bass Strait during a heavy storm"

He went silent on me for a few days.

Too much?

Too far. 

 

 

 

Why should it be it be a graceful dive?

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Nah .... I refer to 'em as cherry pickin' can'ts.

 

Posted
3 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I had a new work associate who told me he was a Hawthorn supporter.

I thought he was a tad boring so i said the following:

"After all that success it would be nice if their plane took a graceful dive in to Bass Strait during a heavy storm"

He went silent on me for a few days.

Too much?

doesn't seem fair on bass strait

Posted

After the Agro Port have chit the bed totally. They look scared of putting the head over the pill and winning it fair and square. Easy throwing it around but you have to back it up wanting that ball.

Jimmy T looks out of place, unfortunately for him he just doesn't look like it.

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On 4/23/2016 at 8:47 PM, Cards13 said:

After the Agro Port have chit the bed totally. They look scared of putting the head over the pill and winning it fair and square. Easy throwing it around but you have to back it up wanting that ball.

Jimmy T looks out of place, unfortunately for him he just doesn't look like it.

Toump looks awful tonight unfortunately. 

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10 minutes ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

The umpiring in the Port vs Geelong game is a disgrace.  I don't think even the Eagles get this sort of home-ground advantage. 

Port got a bit ahead of themselves with all the crowd supported free kicks. Scores now even, Port should have concentrated on playing instead of playing dirty.

 

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