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THE BOMBERS' SWISS ADVENTURE

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Dank , karma, enough said

 

Maybe Dank was playing Russian Roulette?

Edited by america de cali

 

The well known rhyme comes to mind.........

....and Danky got cranky, and was up to some hanky panky.....

Those that liveth by.............:rolleyes:


Stephen Dank narrowly misses assassination in Ascot Vale.

Very close to where Des Moran nearly died .

let's hope we csn link this to Essendon FC

2 hours ago, TRIGON said:

Conflicted by this news; abhor violence, Dank and poor marksmanship.

I know what Maxwell Smart would have to say....

Surprised it took this long....

 

Why would underworld figures be involved in an anti aging clinic?


Probably did it to himself so people can feel sorry for him. No two flags being waived up and down and cris cross………….. must be a point. He's a "DANKER"

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List of suspects would run to tens of thousands I would think...

48 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

Where is James?

Disposing the gun i guess....

59 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Tome to Spill the Beans EFC...

Police are looking for a suspect with a distinctly orange complexion


a lousy shot .........:unsure:

The story that keeps on giving. You could not make this up. Unless, of course he staged the whole thing, in which case you could make this whole thing up.

7 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

a lousy shot .........:unsure:

a publicity stunt, bbo????

19 minutes ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

It sounds rather fishy.  A charade maybe?  Sell this latest story to raise cash...

what...there's something dodgy about Dank...well I'll  never ! .....:o


Former Adelaide Crows coach and media personality Graham Cornes said he had spoken to Mr Dank after the shooting.

"I've spoken to Stephen Dank he feels it was an attempt to silence him from a speaking engagement ... he's angry," Cornes said."Dank feels it was an attempt to prevent him saying what he was going to say at a football lunch."

You've got to hand it to Dank. He's always on the cusp of spilling the beans but unfortunately something always happens that prevents it. Very unlucky.

Sociopath

1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Tome to Spill the Beans EFC...

Whatever "beans" might mean.

13 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Former Adelaide Crows coach and media personality Graham Cornes said he had spoken to Mr Dank after the shooting.

"I've spoken to Stephen Dank he feels it was an attempt to silence him from a speaking engagement ... he's angry," Cornes said."Dank feels it was an attempt to prevent him saying what he was going to say at a football lunch."

You've got to hand it to Dank. He's always on the cusp of spilling the beans but unfortunately something always happens that prevents it. Very unlucky.

Sociopath

How convenient. Now he has an excuse to never speak....

 

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