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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - CLAYTON OLIVER

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On 15 March 2016 at 1:59 AM, Jesse Christ said:

What's classier though?  That hand pass or that Salem kick?  Jones must be pinching himself.  Stuck by all these years and we're finally coming up roses! 

 

I don't know that we need to compare

Both were classy and incredibly quick thinking - bodes well for our future having guys like those on our list  

 

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    1 hour ago, Tessaract said:

    The result will allow factions to flesh out their respective arguments. I suspect this one's going to astound critics and supporters in kind. 

    Yeah well lets assume assume he plays every game!

    If he does then is the Club B&F outa the question ?? Not to mention the B

    Sheeit don't wanna get ahead of myself.

    Fence wake up! Wake up!!

    Sheeit I was having an "ARIEL"

    "A STRANGE FANTASTIC DREAM"

    ( some might remember this ground-breaking album from one of Australia's finest bands!??)

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    11 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Yeah well lets assume assume he plays every game!

    If he does then is the Club B&F outa the question ?? Not to mention the B

    Sheeit don't wanna get ahead of myself.

    Fence wake up! Wake up!!

    Sheeit I was having an "ARIEL"

    "A STRANGE FANTASTIC DREAM"

    ( some might remember this ground-breaking album from one of Australia's finest bands!??)

    cover_22882532010.jpg  This was in my vinyl collection, an ex now has it - the whole collection! 

    Edited by ManDee

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    10 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Yeah well lets assume assume he plays every game!

    If he does then is the Club B&F outa the question ?? Not to mention the B

    Sheeit don't wanna get ahead of myself.

    Fence wake up! Wake up!!

    Sheeit I was having an "ARIEL"

    "A STRANGE FANTASTIC DREAM"

    ( some might remember this ground-breaking album from one of Australia's finest bands!??)

     

    7 minutes ago, ManDee said:

    cover_22882532010.jpg

    Still roll this one out for a listen every now and then. I liked this version of the band best with Tim Gaze on guitar...

    Now...what was this thread about???

    Clayton Oliver, not sure about 'Fence' and his dream state but we've got a beauty here.

    Apart from his aggression, vision etc. I really love how the ball seems attracted to his fingers, his touch on the footy, it's like a magnet. The ball seems to drawn into his hand.

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    2 hours ago, rjay said:

     

    Still roll this one out for a listen every now and then. I liked this version of the band best with Tim Gaze on guitar...

    Now...what was this thread about???

    Clayton Oliver, not sure about 'Fence' and his dream state but we've got a beauty here.

    Apart from his aggression, vision etc. I really love how the ball seems attracted to his fingers, his touch on the footy, it's like a magnet. The ball seems to drawn into his hand.

    Agree Clarry Choo Choo my Rising Star!

    Re Ariel I have a Signed Vinyl and CD versions of the same by Mike Rudd and the late Bill Putt. I also have the criminally underarted Album "Rock and Roll Scars" again both signed. Tim Gaze?? an underated Australian talent, excellent guitar player and great voice!

    Now back to Clarry Choo Choo I would love to see him through $cully in no uncertain terms and play a dominant role in our first big win of the season!! 

    Edited by picket fence

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    Clarry is good to go. Can't wait to see him play. 

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    Just announced on the MFC website that Clayton WILL make his debut this week!  Well done son!

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    1 minute ago, Wiseblood said:

    Just announced on the MFC website that Clayton WILL make his debut this week!  Well done son!

    Great vision to see Roosy tell the kid he's in.  Warms the cockles.

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    4 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Agree Clarry Choo Choo my Rising Star!

    Re Ariel I have a Signed Vinyl and CD versions of the same by Mike Rudd and the late Bill Putt. I also have the criminally underarted Album "Rock and Roll Scars" again both signed. Tim Gaze?? an underated Australian talent, excellent guitar player and great voice!

    Now back to Clarry Choo Choo I would love to see him through $cully in no uncertain terms and play a dominant role in our first big win of the season!! 

    Showing your age Fence, but I used to love this band.  In their heyday they were world class.  Used to see them at Ormond Hall opposite Wesley many moons ago.  Tim Gaze a very underrated guitar player.  The late Harvey James did a fair job in that regard as well. Memories!!!!!!!!!!!

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    17 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Yeah well lets assume assume he plays every game!

    If he does then is the Club B&F outa the question ?? Not to mention the B

    Sheeit don't wanna get ahead of myself.

    Fence wake up! Wake up!!

    Sheeit I was having an "ARIEL"

    "A STRANGE FANTASTIC DREAM"

    ( some might remember this ground-breaking album from one of Australia's finest bands!??)

    You're getting sillier and sillier picket!!

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    Well deserved. I thought he would be eased into it, but he made it clear during the NAB Challenge he is already best 22. Good luck and let's hope it is a win to remember for him.

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    Video up on the website of Roosy letting him know he's playing.

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    Great viewing. Better than Foxtel.

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    That is one tough handshake. How good is this kid? Go Clarry!

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    10 minutes ago, Curry & Beer said:

    It's Clarrytime

    And that's nothing to sneeze at!

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    56 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    And that's nothing to sneeze at!

    lol I never would have made that connection.. must be because I don't have kids yet!

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    “He’s forced his way in with his actions and the way he attacks the footy – how clean he is [and] how hard he is,” Roos said.

    “The way we want to play our football is the way ‘Clarry’ plays his footy naturally.”

    How would you like to have Paul Roos say that about you leading up to your AFL debut?! Kid must be on cloud nine

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    I misread my email inbox just now, thought it said 'Oliver to defect' fell off my chair literally.  

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You're getting sillier and sillier picket!!

    Yeah and I kinda love it Uncle Bitters and Cousin Iva!!

    Memories so defined reveal us in our true light! 

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    Yeah and I kinda love it Uncle Bitters and Cousin Iva!!

    Memories so defined reveal us in our true light! 

    Come again.......????

    Edited by Maple Demon

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    12 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    Come again.......????

    Maple, not the best response to a mature gent like picket

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