Derwayne and Slobbo to host a new afternoon drive time spot on Fox Footy called "The Drum with the Drunk"

"Molly & the Pipe"

Local church should be able to help out in that department.

Good pickup, Chris. Fixed now. (Maybe I was just thinking at the time about some of the current crop who seem to think they're God's gift...! LOL)

shouldn't that be

"Dwayne Russell Drama Queen of flogs"

If you don't have anything nice to say,don't say anything at all ... nah fark it,Dwayne is a flogg!

"Poke him with a stick"

"Get the Soft Cushion"......("Have you got all the stuffing up one end?")

The KNNOB was at his worst again whilst commentating on Foxtel today. He is a disgrace!

Edited September 6, 201510 yr by MrMoose

The KNNOB was at his worst again whilst commentating on Foxtel today. He is a disgrace!

Asked about Hogan and he just deflected.

Apparently Etihad is “not Melbourne’s traditional home venue."

No. Our home venue has the word Melbourne in it.

Turn the sound off. You'll enjoy the broadcast much more.

poor Dwayne is gonna hate watching the MFC rise up the ladder in the coming years. Peasant.

I will look forward to watching the game and hearing his pathetic commentary.

Didn't really notice Dwayne today. What I did hear at some stage was Brad Johnson questioning the decision to move Salem to defence, and for Alistair Lynch to agree with him and imply Salem has had second year blues. FFS guys, at least do A BIT of homework. Salem has been injured most of the year and has been much more effective in defence than he was in attack last season.

If you attend the game, you don't have to put up with the rubbish commentary.

If you attend the game, you don't have to put up with the rubbish commentary.

Fair call.

If you attend the game, you don't have to put up with the rubbish commentary.

Still have to watch the replay numerous times if we win

SHORTS IT!

PUTS IT TO GRASS!

CHAOS BALL!

UNBELIEVABLE!

It's testament to Dwayne that in spite of being front and centre on TV and radio, he's largely irrelevant.

Hogan, no chance here????handballs to.....

Hogan, no chance here????handballs to.....

Didn't want to credit him though, did he?

OFF THE OUTSIDE OF THE SHOE!

If you attend the game, you don't have to put up with the rubbish commentary.

My eyesight and hearing isn't what it was and at 700km away I find the TV works better (though turning the sound off is best)

Every time he speaks i want to punch the back of his gigantic pumpkin head

SHORTS IT!

PUTS IT TO GRASS!

CHAOS BALL!

UNBELIEVABLE!

Dwayne. Get off our site. And what have you done with Deestroy All?

Didn't really notice Dwayne today. What I did hear at some stage was Brad Johnson questioning the decision to move Salem to defence, and for Alistair Lynch to agree with him and imply Salem has had second year blues. FFS guys, at least do A BIT of homework. Salem has been injured most of the year and has been much more effective in defence than he was in attack last season.

Sadly unsurprising. Incidents like this just confirm the lack of interest that the average commentator takes in the MFC and its playing list. Brad Johnson is generally an exception to that rule so surprising that he didn't correct Lynch, but they don't like to make a habit of exposing each other's lack of knowledge, hence why Dwayne mostly gets away with constantly talking [censored]. Especially about our club.

I hope the colossal peanut enjoyed commentating a Melbourne win. No doubt he had that hint of surprise in his voice for every Melbourne passage of play. Like he's amazed they're making a game of it.

Watched the replay last night.

The bit that shat me was when he made a pretend apology to a theoretical someone who was watching their first game of Aussie Rules (the [censored] called it AFL but I'll let that go, almost), and said words to the effect of "it isn't always this bad".

This was after we had pressured GWS all the way from forward 50 to our defensive 50 to finally force a turnover and ran, hand passed and kicked the ball forward and scored a goal! It was terrific, modern football - all team defence and quick counter attack to score and he is apologising to someone in his imagination!

Brad Johnson and Lynch both had the decency to praise our pressure, but Der-wayne wanted it his way. A total creep.

PS: any chance he is reading this thread?

How about someone emails it to wherever the hell he is employed so he could feel the vibe.

Edited September 8, 201510 yr by pitmaster