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The Jack Viney Made Me Cry Thread

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1 hour ago, Nasher said:

Heh, you always know Dean Ku..err Kent won't be far away when there's a blue on either.

I still laugh about last year against Adelaide when he completely ragdoll a crow player and just literally grabbed and threw him out of the pack with such ease.

He is living up to his name.

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2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I still laugh about last year against Adelaide when he completely ragdoll a crow player and just literally grabbed and threw him out of the pack with such ease.

He is living up to his name.

Fell just short of qualifying for Rio in the hammer throw. 

5 hours ago, biggestred said:

Actually hate rance now

Is that the same Rance that Dear Bruce was orgasmic over last year despite the fact that Hogan in one of his first games took him apart?  

3 hours ago, Jesse Christ said:

Hittite someone in the back of the head is extreme dangerous. It is the true definition of a cowards punch,  deserved to be flattened by Viney- he should get an award! 

That is exactly what is all too regularly killing (and maiming) our youth.  Needs to be very solidly hit on the head (pun intended) by those in charge. 

 
5 hours ago, Petraccattack said:

Welcome to the club Alex Coward Rance

 

 

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Quoting to have it on this page too!

On 4/25/2016 at 2:04 PM, dazzledavey36 said:

I still laugh about last year against Adelaide when he completely ragdoll a crow player and just literally grabbed and threw him out of the pack with such ease.

He is living up to his name.

Hahaha thanks for reminding me of that! hilarious!


Very symbolic of the way we have been treated in the past, by media and opposition alike, and very symbolic of the way we are and will be from now on.

8 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i wan't to go drinking and clubbing with jv

Lol. Jack's too focused for that. The few times I have seen him in person, he just seems to be a total professional and I imagine him living and breathing football 24/7.

3 hours ago, Peter Griffen said:

Jack is currently winning the herald sun player of the year. 

and my respect for him has gone to a whole new level, threw an All Australian defender to the ground like a sack of [censored] to show him what a little [censored] he is. 

I am disgusted by the Sympathy Rance is getting, it was a dog act, needs to be totally gone from the game.

I thought the commentary watching the replay was pathetic on this. They said something like they feel sorry for Rance for being bombarded for so many years. [censored] off. That shouldn't condone his cowardly act.

 
1 hour ago, AdamFarr said:

Lol. Jack's too focused for that. The few times I have seen him in person, he just seems to be a total professional and I imagine him living and breathing football 24/7.

I

not for drinking, but as personal protection :)

  • 1 month later...

https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/4lilaq/jack_viney_hits_brad_ebert_with_the/?#DESC

Brad Ebert should get weeks for that.

He should have known that an elbow in the kidney from behind would cause this re-action.

Reckless

High impact

To the knuckle

Honestly... He even took his mouth guard out to inflict further damage! Gutless.

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Jack was being beaten...Jack was the one crying on the weekend. They sucked him in...still a lot to learn before he becomes a true leader. What Jack did was a sign of what the team did all day.

At least he came back later in the game and did what he should have done in the first place...

2 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

Watch Lewis anf the Hawks get into him if he somehow manages to not get rubbed out.

Lewis may not play either after a head butt.

3 minutes ago, H_T said:

Lewis may not play either after a head butt.

Didn't see that. Interesting. 


3 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

Didn't see that. Interesting. 

And he's been banned for two weeks before for headbutting (2011)

does anyone think Viney will get off?

the first two punches I reckon were insifficient force for a suspension but the third is low impact id think.   hard to see him avoid a week.

Thought Viney was off early on when he was going head to head for a ball with Robbie Gray, JV shirked and RG ran away with it, most confusing, set the tone for the day.

44 minutes ago, DubDee said:

does anyone think Viney will get off?

the first two punches I reckon were insifficient force for a suspension but the third is low impact id think.   hard to see him avoid a week.

I can't see how he escapes without a week. If it were just 1 smack then he'd just get a fine because Ebert wasn't hurt. But to do it 3 times wasn't a good look.

Hoping he just gets the one week. The rest might do him the world of good and let's face it we won't beat Hawthorn this week.

Have him fresh for Queens birthday V's Collingwood, which is a game in our weight division.  

Edited by Bring-Back-Powell


Hopefully he only gets a week, but the fact here were 3 punches doesn't make it look good. He might get 2-3 weeks if we're unlucky.

We're no hope against the Hawks, especially without him there and firing. Hopefully he is back for the the game vs the Pies.

They were slaps with the exception of the last one which is inconclusive. Ebert will do the right thing and say it was a slap. $1500 fine, move on. :)

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Gone.  He'll be sent straight to the tribunal, three weeks down to two with an early plea, and Roos will send him to the naughty corner.

Other teams will look to provoke him until he proves he can control his temper.

Can accept a week.

sauce - Keane's Twitter account 

Actually not a disastrous result IMO. We won't win on Saturday regardless, and he can rest up for the winnable Pies game. Hopefully he has a big game as he owes the side one.

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