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The Jack Viney Made Me Cry Thread

Grapeviney
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Hail Viney

Hail Viney, full of aggro,
Our Roos is with you.
Blessed are you among players,
and blessed is the fruit of Mrs Viney’s womb,
Jack.
Holy Viney, son of Todd,
play for us sinners,
now and win us a flag before our death.
Amen.

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    Welcome to the club Alex Coward Rance

     

     

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    10 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

    Welcome to the club Alex Coward Rance

     

     

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    I think it was RGRS that pointed out that the other two Richmond players (Grigg and C.Ellis?) didn't want a bar of it either. Their body language was more "yeah, we saw it, please don't kill him".

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    6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    just as well viney isn't any taller, else rancid's head might have ended up in the crowd

    Id agree but that is a monumental flop from rance

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    4 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

    Welcome to the club Alex Coward Rance

     

     

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    Love the way he helps him up so he can dump him twice.

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    51 minutes ago, biggestred said:

    Id agree but that is a monumental flop from rance

    If Viney has a case to answer, that is where I would head for his defense - the guy stayed short - kept his knees bent and was trying to milk a reversal by going down like the proverbial.

    He should have retired last year.

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    Well done to the umpire for not falling for it and paying the reversal. So many times we would have seen them reverse it. Maybe they didn't because of the severity of the cheap shot by Rance

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    Top effort Rance, fail to compete, drop an elbow into the back of someone's head while they are lying on the ground, and then take a dive as soon as anyone gives you a shove.

    You're written off, pretty boy. You'll never get those three seconds back.

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    1 minute ago, Little Goffy said:

    Top effort Rance, fail to compete, drop an elbow into the back of someone's head while they are lying on the ground, and then take a dive as soon as anyone gives you a shove.

    You're written off, pretty boy. You'll never get those three seconds back.

    Funny how in a matter of seconds the whole world can unravel isn't it? I had admired him up until that point, now this incident will replay in my head whenever I hear his name.

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    Hittite someone in the back of the head is extreme dangerous. It is the true definition of a cowards punch,  deserved to be flattened by Viney- he should get an award! 

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    Just now, Jesse Christ said:

    Hittite someone in the back of the head is extreme dangerous. It is the true definition of a cowards punch,  deserved to be flattened by Viney- he should get an award! 

    you been reading history, jc?

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    On 4/25/2016 at 10:40 AM, Jesse Christ said:

    Hittite someone in the back of the head is extreme dangerous. It is the true definition of a cowards punch,  deserved to be flattened by Viney- he should get an award! 

    Which is why i'd be shocked if Viney was even fined for his reaction, like you said it's very dangerous and totally out of line, he deserves a 5-6 week ban for that, but because it's Alex Rance and the AFL is soft it will be one week if that.

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    1 hour ago, Jesse Christ said:

    Hittite someone in the back of the head is extreme dangerous. It is the true definition of a cowards punch,  deserved to be flattened by Viney- he should get an award! 

    Remember the outrage when Conca I think it was did it 2 yrs ago? The Toiges have form for this kind of shiite...

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    Jack wasnt the only one getting stuck into Rance and making him look like the coward he is

     

     

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    We're just big bullies.

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    Great mateship shown by Viney. The commentators said it was most  uncharacteristic from rance.

     

    I think that act would be most unlike anyone. He will get 3 weeks just because it was so cowardly.

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    4 hours ago, Petraccattack said:

    Welcome to the club Alex Coward Rance

     

     

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    this needs to be edited by the creator of the youtube video Jack Viney Thug Life, epic Viney

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    4 hours ago, Petraccattack said:

    Welcome to the club Alex Coward Rance

     

     

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    The puppet on the advertising in the background is telling us what he thinks Rance is, too. 

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    God i love this thread.

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    Jack is currently winning the herald sun player of the year. 

    and my respect for him has gone to a whole new level, threw an All Australian defender to the ground like a sack of [censored] to show him what a little [censored] he is. 

    I am disgusted by the Sympathy Rance is getting, it was a dog act, needs to be totally gone from the game.

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