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Geelong [censored] me for obvious reasons, but even today it's very apparent that they all take after Selwood with the pathetic ducking and staging for frees (after barely any high contact). Throwing themselves back onto the turf with their hands outstretched as if they've just been whacked in the head with a cricket bat.

Yet the umpires still pay it! Amazing!

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Basil, please just shut the [censored] up. "Well, we all talk about the captain's goal... the captain's goal from someone as inspiring as Cotchin.... he wants to take all the responsibility.... and it's on the way and it looks great and... it's a point."

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Bullyboys really missing Griffen !!!....umm :rolleyes:

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Basil, please just shut the [censored] up. "Well, we all talk about the captain's goal... the captain's goal from someone as inspiring as Cotchin.... he wants to take all the responsibility.... and it's on the way and it looks great and... it's a point."

That is beautiful in its ironic horrendousness.

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Carltank list management disaster , forward line should consist of Mitch Robinson Jarrod Whaite Betts Garlett Fev arrogant club who didnt learn from the pagan era off field disaster .

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Well done Doggies.

So happy for them and it's great for the competition to see that sometimes inflated salary caps and draft concessions isn't the only way to succeed.

Carlton smashed, Doggies winning, now all we need is for our boys to win tomorrow.

Also thanks for smashing Sydney. Might help us next week.

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I love this thread, but have we all forgotten our eight years of trauma?

I'm doing my best to forget it.

What it's done to me is make me get sadistic pleasure when other teams suffer.

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4-1 for the Doggies and Collingwood... season definitely unravelling differently to what I expected.

If GWS get up tonight we're in uncharted territory. Hopefully it eggs on the team, maybe the gap between the best and worst isn't as large as Roosy keeps insisting (personally I hope he stops trotting that line out, it's just an out for the players when they don't perform).

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How odd.. Richmond is currently ........9th :)

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