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Dear Santa

spirit of norm smith
in Melbourne Demons

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A fit Jesse Hogan

A fit and running Jimmy Toumpas

Second efforts from Jack Watts

Injury free year for Tyson and Jones (again)

40 goals from Jeff Gartlett

No one leaving as a free agent

Wins to excite my kids

A few Jeremy Howe screamers

8 wins ...as a minimum

A win over Collingwood on Queens Birthday

Jack Viney winning the Brownlow

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    A christmas root?

    here are some selections........safewayis still open if you hurry......i presume even romsey has one

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    A fit Jesse Hogan

    A fit and running Jimmy Toumpas

    Second efforts from Jack Watts

    Injury free year for Tyson and Jones (again)

    40 goals from Jeff Gartlett

    No one leaving as a free agent

    Wins to excite my kids

    A few Jeremy Howe screamers

    8 wins ...as a minimum

    A win over Collingwood on Queens Birthday

    Jack Viney winning the Brownlow

    A christmas root?

    More chance of Norms wish being granted.

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    A christmas root?

    Like to c that gift rapped!!

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    No Romsey does not worship at Mammon's Safeway temple. However, I thank you for your advice on roots.

    Do you whisper those latin phrases into the eager ears of the panting bluerinsers just prior to climactic moments or .. do those Latin phrases induce climactic moments?

    I consider this an important point.

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    Jurrah and Wonna come back fit and firing and kick the odd 60 combined. Yes I am dreaming.

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    Jurrah and Wonna come back fit and firing and kick the odd 60 combined. Yes I am dreaming.

    i watched some jurrah youtube clips for auld lang's sake today, earl

    boy, did he have some highlights........if only......we can but dream of an alternate universe

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    I just want the kids who've had so many random injury and illness issues to be healthy for a few years and show us what they can really do.

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    I'd like to see us absolutely destroy a team in 2015, ideally the Blues or Bombers

    Beat them twice and spend the last quarter singing the song with no fear...

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    Col Sylvia to finally have a full pre season.

    Cale Morton adding some muscle and become our Adam Goodes.

    Jack Watts to monster fullbacks and kick 50 plus this year.

    Scully and Trengove to absolutely tear midfield opposition to shreds.

    Gysberts to be our new Pendlebury.

    Addam Maric to smile.

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    I just want the kids who've had so many random injury and illness issues to be healthy for a few years and show us what they can really do.

    I hope you mean the poor disadvantaged children and not the football fraternity.
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    I had a very vivid dream last night that we beat Port by 10 goals, only conceding 1 goal 5 behinds.

    That's a start.

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    I had a very vivid dream last night that we beat Port by 10 goals, only conceding 1 goal 5 behinds.

    That's a start.

    today is not an appropriate day to discuss your wet dreams mcqueen :rolleyes:

    maybe april 1st would be more suitable :lol:

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    Parole would be nice.

    An ankle without the heavy bracelet would be good too.

    Maybe next year.

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    Demon shop to stock the 2015 strip in kids sizes at Xmas time.

    Would have been a nice stocking filler, had to take business elsewhere.

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    Sorry to be an MFCSS grinch but if Port had kicked accurately it would have been a lot closer.

    Just sayin

    yeah but they still would've come second.

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    Trenners to have an amazing recuperation and play the last 4 games, getting us into the finals and being chaired off the ground (by the players, not medicos) at the end of round 22.

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    Nobody's bold enough to ask for a premiership?

    As the old joke goes

    Paul Roos asks Santa for a unicorn. Santa says 'don't be silly, you need to be realistic'. So Paul says 'Well I'm coach of the Melbourne Football Club and I'd really just like an injury free Jesse Hogan, for Jack Watts to reach his potential and for consistency at the AFL tribunal". And Santa says 'What colour unicorn do you want?'

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    Dear Santa" Please send me a bag of 'After the game winning and sitting down feelings for 2015-Packet of 12' "

    Didn't want the big bag for next year. Didn't want to be greedy....

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