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A fit Jesse Hogan

A fit and running Jimmy Toumpas

Second efforts from Jack Watts

Injury free year for Tyson and Jones (again)

40 goals from Jeff Gartlett

No one leaving as a free agent

Wins to excite my kids

A few Jeremy Howe screamers

8 wins ...as a minimum

A win over Collingwood on Queens Birthday

Jack Viney winning the Brownlow

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A christmas root?

here are some selections........safewayis still open if you hurry......i presume even romsey has one

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A fit Jesse Hogan

A fit and running Jimmy Toumpas

Second efforts from Jack Watts

Injury free year for Tyson and Jones (again)

40 goals from Jeff Gartlett

No one leaving as a free agent

Wins to excite my kids

A few Jeremy Howe screamers

8 wins ...as a minimum

A win over Collingwood on Queens Birthday

Jack Viney winning the Brownlow

A christmas root?

More chance of Norms wish being granted.

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No Romsey does not worship at Mammon's Safeway temple. However, I thank you for your advice on roots.

Do you whisper those latin phrases into the eager ears of the panting bluerinsers just prior to climactic moments or .. do those Latin phrases induce climactic moments?

I consider this an important point.

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Jurrah and Wonna come back fit and firing and kick the odd 60 combined. Yes I am dreaming.

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I'd like to see us absolutely destroy a team in 2015, ideally the Blues or Bombers

Beat them twice and spend the last quarter singing the song with no fear...

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Col Sylvia to finally have a full pre season.

Cale Morton adding some muscle and become our Adam Goodes.

Jack Watts to monster fullbacks and kick 50 plus this year.

Scully and Trengove to absolutely tear midfield opposition to shreds.

Gysberts to be our new Pendlebury.

Addam Maric to smile.

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I just want the kids who've had so many random injury and illness issues to be healthy for a few years and show us what they can really do.

I hope you mean the poor disadvantaged children and not the football fraternity.
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I had a very vivid dream last night that we beat Port by 10 goals, only conceding 1 goal 5 behinds.

That's a start.

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Parole would be nice.

An ankle without the heavy bracelet would be good too.

Maybe next year.

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Sorry to be an MFCSS grinch but if Port had kicked accurately it would have been a lot closer.

Just sayin

yeah but they still would've come second.

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Nobody's bold enough to ask for a premiership?

As the old joke goes

Paul Roos asks Santa for a unicorn. Santa says 'don't be silly, you need to be realistic'. So Paul says 'Well I'm coach of the Melbourne Football Club and I'd really just like an injury free Jesse Hogan, for Jack Watts to reach his potential and for consistency at the AFL tribunal". And Santa says 'What colour unicorn do you want?'

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Dear Santa" Please send me a bag of 'After the game winning and sitting down feelings for 2015-Packet of 12' "

Didn't want the big bag for next year. Didn't want to be greedy....

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