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Merry Xmas Demonlanders

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in Melbourne Demons

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Hello people. I know I'm getting in early but I'm going away (I will be back!). I'd like to sincerely wish all of my fellow Demonlanders a very Merry Xmas and a happy and successful (GO DEES!) 2015. We are all part of one big family. So whatever you wish for, I hope that your wish is granted (although a premiership in 2015 may be stretching it just a little!). Cheers and best wishes

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    Hello people. I know I'm getting in early but I'm going away (I will be back!). I'd like to sincerely wish all of my fellow Demonlanders a very Merry Xmas and a happy and successful (GO DEES!) 2015. We are all part of one big family. So whatever you wish for, I hope that your wish is granted (although a premiership in 2015 may be stretching it just a little!). Cheers and best wishes

    Hopefully the judge shows compassion and lets you out before new years eve.

    All the best big fella.

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    Hello people. I know I'm getting in early but I'm going away (I will be back!). I'd like to sincerely wish all of my fellow Demonlanders a very Merry Xmas and a happy and successful (GO DEES!) 2015. We are all part of one big family. So whatever you wish for, I hope that your wish is granted (although a premiership in 2015 may be stretching it just a little!). Cheers and best wishes

    Couldn't agree more D'eyes. What a bloody wonderful place this is! Have a GREAT one my friends!!

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    Merry Xmas and happy new year to you too Clint.

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    Hello people. I know I'm getting in early but I'm going away (I will be back!). I'd like to sincerely wish all of my fellow Demonlanders a very Merry Xmas and a happy and successful (GO DEES!) 2015. We are all part of one big family. So whatever you wish for, I hope that your wish is granted (although a premiership in 2015 may be stretching it just a little!). Cheers and best wishes

    GFY Clint.

    You know I'm an atheist/ anti corporate.

    You are merely doing this to antagonise me and the many that share my worldview.

    Apart from the footy sentiments we obviously all share ,

    I find your comments to be duplicitous and disrespectful.

    and anyway the other half of the club are Jews who couldn't give a flying about Santa

    You rude [censored].

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    Hello people. I know I'm getting in early but I'm going away (I will be back!). I'd like to sincerely wish all of my fellow Demonlanders a very Merry Xmas and a happy and successful (GO DEES!) 2015. We are all part of one big family. So whatever you wish for, I hope that your wish is granted (although a premiership in 2015 may be stretching it just a little!). Cheers and best wishes

    Merry Christmas to Clint and all. Off on a wine tour Clint?
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    A popularist post Clit. Bah humbug is my view on Christmas.

    It creates a hell of a lot of alienation and feelings of loneliness amongst broad sections of the community.

    So I like it.

    Good for business.

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    It creates a hell of a lot of alienation and feelings of loneliness amongst broad sections of the community.

    So I like it.

    Good for business.

    You're an undertaker?

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    You're an undertaker?

    Of lost souls .

    Only temporarily.

    Then they can [censored] off.

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    You're an undertaker?

    actually he runs sunday school classes down at the gat.........big turnout i hear.......eat ya heart out father bob

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    Hello people. I know I'm getting in early but I'm going away (I will be back!). I'd like to sincerely wish all of my fellow Demonlanders a very Merry Xmas and a happy and successful (GO DEES!) 2015. We are all part of one big family. So whatever you wish for, I hope that your wish is granted (although a premiership in 2015 may be stretching it just a little!). Cheers and best wishes

    Have a great Christmas all, and here's to a prosperous new year for the Dees!

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    Hello people. I know I'm getting in early but I'm going away (I will be back!). I'd like to sincerely wish all of my fellow Demonlanders a very Merry Xmas and a happy and successful (GO DEES!) 2015. We are all part of one big family. So whatever you wish for, I hope that your wish is granted (although a premiership in 2015 may be stretching it just a little!). Cheers and best wishes

    your of on a holiday Clint Demoneyes, remember to duck under the cactus branches as your horse delivers you home of an evening.

    :roos:

    Edited by dee-luded

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    Hopefully the judge shows compassion and lets you out before new years eve.

    All the best big fella.

    Crint must have been convicted of drinking a sub $20 red.

    As long as he is back in 2015 to witness an early vintage Dees team start to come of age.

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    I hope the Club is visited by the ghost of premierships past and become awake to the opportunities that await in the New Year.

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    It creates a hell of a lot of alienation and feelings of loneliness amongst broad sections of the community.

    So I like it.

    Good for business.

    Good wishes for peace on earth doesn't hurt anyone.

    Yes communities are split but a smile a handshake and merry Christmas goes some way to mending that split.

    Try it Biff it may make you feel good about yourself and others.

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    False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.

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    False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.

    sadly hemlock, a few among our brethren lost their souls a long time ago

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    Well. to those I know, and to those I don't, the very best of the season to you all. A safe passage through the minefield of holidays and have a very Merry Christmas. Cheers :roos:

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    Can someone tell me what Xmas is?

    Is it Christmas without the Christ to appease the atheists or something else?

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    Something else. It goes back several centuries as an alternative spelling for Christmas, but in the mid-19th century bible-bashing busybodies started denouncing it as un-Christian, and have done so ever since. Atheists never got a look in, partly because we just don't care.

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    False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.

    “The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.”

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    I just came on to wish everyone a Merry Christmas.

    Unfortunately I'm uncouth and don't have any trivia or quotes and can't be bothered googling any.

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    “The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.”

    Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? - T S Elliot

    The only true wisdom is the knowledge we know nothing - Socrates

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