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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - HERITIER LUMUMBA

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Lol. I'd walk away from the game if we recruit this tool. Deadset douch

Lol. I'd walk away from the game if we recruit this tool. Deadset douch

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Btw, what exactly is a Heretier Lumumba?

 

Unstable

He's not walking out on the club. He just can't go 12 months without drawing attention to himself.


Harry O....where do we sign.... not this Heretier wag though :rolleyes: like a high maintenance gf ffs !!

As a player my only question would be does he turn the ball over too much and does he get caught going off his man too often? My gut feel is he does but need to see the replays/stats.

Otherwise he seems like he does is very good at zoning off and plenty of run it is just about hitting targets which we need.

Never heard of him

 

I would cancel my mebership and not go to games if this muppet or Robinson from Carlscum ever play for us.


10 out of 10 for getting his name correct on the thread title.

I like how Buckley calls him H
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10 out of 10 for getting his name correct on the thread title.

Cut 'n paste Ox. Wouldn't have a chance otherwise.

I like how Buckley calls him H

That's probably cause Bucks doesn't know how to say it.

It's a big thing for him to think and talk and pronounce words at the same time!!


Anyone got any football reasons for passing, or is it all just personal?

In our best 22, probably.

Right on! Give me Steele Sidebottom any day of the week!

Geez, I wish I had re-read that before posting.....

c'mon.....you had !!!!!

Premiership player still playing decent footy, most want to pass. Fair enough.

My only gripe will be those same people talking up delisted rookies or blokes who can't get a game as players who will, and I quote, "walk straight into our best 22".

Consistency and the off season don't go hand in hand I guess.


Premiership player still playing decent footy, most want to pass. Fair enough.

My only gripe will be those same people talking up delisted rookies or blokes who can't get a game as players who will, and I quote, "walk straight into our best 22".

Consistency and the off season don't go hand in hand I guess.

My Q would be....whats his real reason for leaving ?

if its as suggested I think he needs to thicken hsi skin a tad. It wonderful to have such lofty ideals but Footy wont provide such a pallette.

If he's looking to just get out of the filth...fine..lets look.

If hes just do far up himself that there will always be another 'concern of his" .......I'd pass

The guy is a sook. So an off the mark comment about two players and Mardi Gras occurred. Stiff bickies! I'm not offended, why should henrietta (yes a mistake of spelling. Deliberate!)?

 

I guess thats a no DLand has spoken...

I would cancel my mebership and not go to games if this muppet or Robinson from Carlscum ever play for us.

What a ridiculous comment!

Happy winning 10 games in 3 years with the current crew?

Robinson and Harry O would be starting 18 players and might come very, very cheap.

We're hardly in a position to say no to a player like Robinson that averages 20 possessions and a goal a game, and Harry O who provides a lot of what we don't have - run, rebound and a desire to bounce and take the game on out of the back line.

I'll be disappointed if we don't interview both.


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