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This had Max Gawn written all of it. Thank God it was St Kilda! Knowing our luck if it was us we'd find out tomorrow morning that Paul Roos' nephew is a dwarf.

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I can't believe there's a company that hires out dwarfs for parties!

http://www.dwarfmyparty.com/

STANDARD DWARF: $400ph (min 2 hour hire)
DOUBLE TROUBLE: $500 (2x Dwarfs 2 Hours)
UNBELIEVABLE BABES
$500 (1x Female Dwarf 2 Hours)
$800 (2x Female Dwarf 2 Hours)

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This had Max Gawn written all of it. Thank God it was St Kilda! Knowing our luck if it was us we'd find out tomorrow morning that Paul Roos' nephew is a dwarf.

How the hell can you say Max Gawn would set someone on fire? Terrible thing to say about the guy. What, because he likes to joke around you associate that with a criminal, ridiculous act? Silly comment

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A POPULAR dwarf entertainer said he was set on fire during an AFL club's Mad Monday celebrations.

Blake Johnston, who performs as entertainer and wrestler Mr Big, said he was hired by a football star to play at the end-of-season party in Melbourne.

He claimed he was set alight while talking to a group of players.

The club, which the Herald Sun has chosen not to name, has said it is investigating.

bah prob all crap , be only a small fire anyway , but really its probably a put up , , jeez im gunna cop crap for that , , mean this , see jackass


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I can't believe there's a company that hires out dwarfs for parties!

http://www.dwarfmyparty.com/

STANDARD DWARF: $400ph (min 2 hour hire)

DOUBLE TROUBLE: $500 (2x Dwarfs 2 Hours)

UNBELIEVABLE BABES

$500 (1x Female Dwarf 2 Hours)

$800 (2x Female Dwarf 2 Hours)

Why? Everyone has to make a living.

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How the hell can you say Max Gawn would set someone on fire? Terrible thing to say about the guy. What, because he likes to joke around you associate that with a criminal, ridiculous act? Silly comment

It may have had a little more to do with the fact Max Gawn is a giant.

Lighten up.

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Only available in Sydney. Strictly no stripping.

bugger...

here fair go , they are allowed to make a bob , a few years back they had dwarth throwing at pubs , the pc mob stopped that , the little people were in up roar because they had no income , go figure , use what you got , think solicitors , they rip off the defencless , they prey on the marriage breakdowns , they lie , cheat , charge like a bull , but hey that's cool ,

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It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

YOU IDIOT , APOLOGISE NOW , , YOU LITTLE FOOL

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sorry i was kidding, it was actually St Kilda

Time after time you flout yourself as someone in possession of information you have no idea about. You have just made a fool of yourself.

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Time after time you flout yourself as someone in possession of information you have no idea about. You have just made a fool of yourself.

ummm look at the time i posted when i said it was St Kilda

Before anyone had mentioned it any media outlets

Nice one champ

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It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

So how do you explain this bright eyes? You are delusional and mate let me tell you, because you do need to be told, there is not a single soul on this forum that believes you are in anyway privy to anything at all private that goes on at the club.

Got it?


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bah prob all crap , be only a small fire anyway , but really its probably a put up , , jeez im gunna cop crap for that , , mean this , see jackass

"be only a small fire anyway" Now that is funny BarnDee - bright spark :)

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"be only a small fire anyway" Now that is funny BarnDee - bright spark :)

Apparently the last words heard were: "Who ordered the Flaming B52"'s"

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This had Max Gawn written all of it. Thank God it was St Kilda! Knowing our luck if it was us we'd find out tomorrow morning that Paul Roos' nephew is a dwarf.

Realistically, everyone is a dwarf when it comes to Max *

*well, maybe not Aaron Sandilands

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I can't believe there's a company that hires out dwarfs for parties!

http://www.dwarfmyparty.com/

STANDARD DWARF: $400ph (min 2 hour hire)
DOUBLE TROUBLE: $500 (2x Dwarfs 2 Hours)
UNBELIEVABLE BABES
$500 (1x Female Dwarf 2 Hours)
$800 (2x Female Dwarf 2 Hours)

thats interesting. i know a place where you can get 2 female dwarfs for about 12o bucks an hour

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It is us.

And its disgraceful behaviour, bu8t not surprising since most football players are moronic bogans.

Whoever is responsible should be sacked with no payout (hopefully its Pedersen).

Plain explain your propoted statement of fact above because the silence in here is deafening...

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