GAME DAY

[Straight Sets Simon 23,113]

Tapscott, you are so lucky.

[Jaded No More 57,964]

I really really feel like crying.

I have nothing left anymore for this club. At this stage not even Paul Roos coming to coach us would make me feel less hopeless about this club.

[Mono 454]

That's 9 of the last 10 goals to GWS.

<sigh>

[agent 99 57]

If we came to play its now we need to start picking up our intensity. We can win this even with a really pathetic first half of football.

[The heart beats true 16,184]

At some stage everyone reaches a breaking point. I'd like to congratulate everyone on this forum for having an almost inhuman tolerance for emotional abuse.

[Mr Steve 3,820]

I want to see some Pride and some fight. Has any team lost to both GWS and the Suns in the one season yet.

[Straight Sets Simon 23,113]

Well done Clisby, on a couple of occasions he moved his feet straight away (made space), got clear then made decision.

[premiershipvigil 10]

Why we lose: Dunn, Trengove, Grimes

[Jesse Christ 2,884]

If we're deemed not deserving of a priority pick no club ever will be ever again. Then again, we need so much more than a PP. We need 2-3 experienced hard bodied leaders, we need a mini draft set up

[Geddy Lee 582]

Oh my god. We don't even talk.

[Wadda We Sing 10,685]

Watts looks like he doesn't want to be there.

At least we know he has an excuse, waiting for the coaching appointment.

[Binmans PA 26,123]

Had a good first quarter and his play and bounces through the guts created a couple of goals.

Second quarter makes me think he should start his own franchise: "Where's Wally Collin?"

Living up to his reputation.

No he didn't. He had a few loose possessions by himself.

[Robot Devil 1,895]

I want to see some Pride and some fight. Has any team lost to both GWS and the Suns in the one season yet.

If its a race to the bottom or a crappy record I'm sure we'll find a way.

[agent 99 57]

Getting killed on the offensive turnover. The ease that they run it through the middle is below afl level. Why no defensive pressure in the middle.

[Jaded No More 57,964]

SO MANY HANDBALLS. ENOUGH WITH HANDBALLING INTO DANGER.

WHY DO WE HAVE THE STUPIDEST PLAYING LIST IN THE AFL?

[PJ_12345 1,098]

At some stage everyone reaches a breaking point. I'd like to congratulate everyone on this forum for having an almost inhuman tolerance for emotional abuse.

The worst form of torture: being forced to watch a Melbourne game...

[Strapping Young Lad 227]

Dunn is a [censored].... a half trained monkey could make better decisions!

[agent 99 57]

We have to get a superstar mid at all costs. Look what Ablett does for the Suns. It is so crucial for the other mids. Not the only answer but will be a great start.

[premiershipvigil 10]

Why we lose: Dunn, Trengove, Grimes

oh and Tapscott, Byrnes .......I can't believe how many passengers we carry. Taggert and Davis can't get a game but these blokes play [censored] everyweek

[Pates 9,537]

Clisby was in trouble and Dunn was jogging around him. Bugger off Dunn, you're done.

[beelzebub 22,225]

fear not I shallnt be drawn to quote myself very often....

however

"The journey of the Melbourne Football Club has come to this, a game against the leagues bottom club to be played at a former baseball ground come animal arena sited deep in enemy territory of Sydney's West.

Despite the less than inspiring locale the greatest concern is that this lowly team doesn't embarrass us. Yes, you read it right, that the leagues least successful team doesn't humiliate us.

The shame , the shame.

The Disillusionment

[Dee-licious 1,800]

Still watching to work out who I give votes to this week. Someone help me please...

[beelzebub 22,225]

Still watching to work out who I give votes to this week. Someone help me please...

18 blokes running around in orange-y jumpers.... give it to some of them

[Choko 493]

We don't run and support. We don't help each other. We are a selfish, lazy bunch of unprofessional wannabes.

I have it on authority after last week that straight after the game, in the changerooms, the players were discussing the full moon party they have booked in Thailand for the post-season. Pea hearts. Apparently Jackson heard them and ripped a few a new hole!

Apologies to Nate Jones. The guy is a lion.

Edited August 3, 2013 by Choko

[Binmans PA 26,123]

I really really feel like crying.

I have nothing left anymore for this club. At this stage not even Paul Roos coming to coach us would make me feel less hopeless about this club.

Totally with you, Jaded. There have been times this year when I've been thoroughly apathetic towards the result. Today I feel like punching walls and yelling at people. This is fcuking pathetic performance. Further, kicking it long to Gawn or Fitzpatrick as a plan A with no plan B is not going to work, Craig.