For sexually harassing Peter Slipper and creating a monster!

The Game Plan

for copping too much blame..

brussel sprouts

The terrible fart I just did.

The loss of show day

The education system.

The voice

The Block

Aaron Sandilands turf toe

.........for us tanking.

.........for playing like Jack Watts.

.........for not being NIk Nat.

.........for not being god.

..for breaking up the Beatles. Why John insisted on having him sit in the studio with them I'll never know.

Matthew Newton

YTT

Ricky Pontings Form Slump

The recession we had to have.

For the club getting rid of James McDonald

For James Strausses broken leg

For not being a game breaker at the tender age of 17

And the aids epidemic in Africa

Sunday drivers

Cyclone Tracy and the Boxing day tsunami

The GST

My Grandmothers toe fungus

And the up coming alien invasion

Sunday drivers

Cyclone Tracy and the Boxing day tsunami

The GST

My Grandmothers toe fungus

And the up coming alien invasion

Sorry to hear about your grandmother

For the Hitler and the 3rd reich - Jack was the blonde haired poster boy that Adolph based his Aryan race around

The global decline in whys and wherefores.

The carbon tax.

The elitist attitude of MCC members. Yes I went there.

The Gulf of Mexico oil spill

Hurricane Katrina

Aids

The price of petrol

The Titanic

The Bali bombings

The floods

WW1 and 2 .

Having every employee in every Reject shop come from the "Reject" gene pool in ways of beauty, demeanor, hygiene, and personality.

I always wondered who was responsible for that phenomenon and now I know.

"Jesus" Jack Watts responds to the haters with his self-proscribed 11-point plan to combat religious and football abuse.

I particularly like step number 6. Well done Jack!

http://pushingjesus.wordpress.com/free-resources/

Collingwood winning on ANZAC Day.

The herald sun digital pass.