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dees best and fairest? Jones

dees best 1st year player? Magner

goals clark will kick? 62

games jurrah will play? I'll go with 6 pending court case outcome...

dees surprise of the year? Grimes to make it through the season unscathed

premiers? Hawthorn

first coach to get sacked? Primus

biggest off field controversy? Cloke to GWS

games won by gws? four - Port, GCS, Brisbane and one other surprise..

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dees best and fairest?

Jones

dees best 1st year player?

Magnet

goals clark will kick?

46

games jurrah will play?

8

dees surprise of the year?

top 3 clearance team

premiers?

Hawks

first coach to get sacked?

Primus

biggest off field controversy?

AFL statistician fired over gambling related issues

games won by gws?

3

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whatwhat say what   19,313

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dees best and fairest?

Jones

dees best 1st year player?

Tynan

goals clark will kick?

33

games jurrah will play?

0

dees surprise of the year?

several big name players placed on trade table in october - specifically sylvia, watts, davey, and rivers

premiers?

Hawks

first coach to get sacked?

Primus

biggest off field controversy?

vlad's succession plan likened to putin's succession plan

games won by gws?

3

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dees best and fairest? Watts

dees best 1st year player? Sellar

goals clark will kick? 72

games jurrah will play? 14 (inc finals)

dees surprise of the year? Aaron Davey becomes AA

premiers? West Coast

first coach to get sacked? Buckley (malthouse reinstated)

biggest off field controversy? Scully puts all his $$ on black.........comes up red

games won by gws? 0

Bold predictions i no, thought id mix it up a bit

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dees best and fairest? - Trengove, followed closely by Jones.

dees best 1st year player? Easy to say Magner, but I'm gonna go with Couch.

goals clark will kick? 45

games jurrah will play? 5

dees surprise of the year? Bartram

premiers? Hawks

first coach to get sacked? Sheedy will be moved on

biggest off field controversy? Homosexual player

games won by gws? 0.

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dees best and fairest? - Jones

dees best 1st year player? - Clark (or Magner if Clark does not qualify, though he is a 1st year player for the Dee's)

goals clark will kick? - 47

games jurrah will play? - 6

dees surprise of the year? - Beat an interstate team away (excluding Port @ Darwin)

premiers?- Hawthorn

first coach to get sacked? - none this year

biggest off field controversy? - Not sure anything will top Jurrah

games won by gws? - 2

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dees best and fairest? Grimes

dees best 1st year player? Magner

goals clark will kick? 64

games jurrah will play? 0

dees surprise of the year? Josh Tynan wins the Rising Star award.

premiers? Hawthorn

first coach to get sacked? Voss

biggest off field controversy? Players out drinking the night before a match

games won by gws? 3

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dees best and fairest? Grimes

dees best 1st year player? Magner

goals clark will kick? 64

games jurrah will play? 0

dees surprise of the year? Josh Tynan wins the Rising Star award.

premiers? Hawthorn

first coach to get sacked? Voss

biggest off field controversy? Players out drinking the night before a match

games won by gws? 3

i like this

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dees best and fairest? Jones

dees best 1st year player? Magnar

goals clark will kick? 40

games jurrah will play? 0

dees surprise of the year? Jack Watts complimented by former players in the media

premiers? Filth

first coach to get sacked? None

biggest off field controversy? EMT conflicts of interest

games won by gws? 1

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dees best and fairest? Jones

dees best 1st year player? Magner

goals clark will kick? 56

games jurrah will play? 10

dees surprises of the year? We will sign Pendles causing Eddie demand Vlad remove us from the AFL.

premiers? West Coast in 1 point win over Hawks (who are destined to lose the following year after the Dees eliminate them in the Prelim Final by a point).

first coach to get sacked? Kevin Sheedy sacks himself claiming he is the King of Scotland and the rightful heir to Vlad's crown and is last seen walking down Parramatta road in a Pith helmet and Kilt, meanwhile mounting pressure on Buckley as the Pies fall to 7th, Cloke signs with Richmond and Buckley tells Eddie "we are in a rebuilding phase".

biggest off field controversy? Breakfast point Drug raid during which Voldermort is tasered and put out for the rest of the year. NSW Police claim they thought there was a wild animal in the room after seeing Voldermorts Billy Ray Cyrus Skunkcut poking out of the top of bedsheets.

games won by gws? 1; in round 9. Essendon management book flights to Skoda Stadium but only after boarding the flight do they realise they are heading to Prague in the Czech republic.

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dees best and fairest? Jones

dees best 1st year player? Magner

goals clark will kick? 56

games jurrah will play? 10

dees surprises of the year? We will sign Pendles causing Eddie demand Vlad remove us from the AFL.

premiers? West Coast in 1 point win over Hawks (who are destined to lose the following year after the Dees eliminate them in the Prelim Final by a point).

first coach to get sacked? Kevin Sheedy sacks himself claiming he is the King of Scotland and the rightful heir to Vlad's crown and is last seen walking down Parramatta road in a Pith helmet and Kilt, meanwhile mounting pressure on Buckley as the Pies fall to 7th, Cloke signs with Richmond and Buckley tells Eddie "we are in a rebuilding phase".

biggest off field controversy? Breakfast point Drug raid during which Voldermort is tasered and put out for the rest of the year. NSW Police claim they thought there was a wild animal in the room after seeing Voldermorts Billy Ray Cyrus Skunkcut poking out of the top of bedsheets.

games won by gws? 1; in round 9. Essendon management book flights to Skoda Stadium but only after boarding the flight do they realise they are heading to Prague in the Czech republic.

Tongue and cheek!!!!!!!!!

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dees best and fairest? Grimes

dees best 1st year player? Tynan

goals clark will kick? 39

games jurrah will play? 0

dees surprise of the year? Tynan

premiers? Hawks

first coach to get sacked? Raten

biggest off field controversy? Jurrah jailed.

games won by gws? 4

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dees best and fairest? Grimes

dees best 1st year player? Tynan

goals clark will kick? 39

games jurrah will play? 0

dees surprise of the year? Tynan

premiers? Hawks

first coach to get sacked? Raten

biggest off field controversy? Jurrah jailed.

games won by gws? 4

I can't help but keep worrying that this has a very good chance of being accurate. I sure hope not.

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The Lobster Effect   845

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...BUMP!

Ok, I know it's not October but we basically know the answers except who will be premiers. I'm going to pay out on Jones re B&F and Clark re best first year player.

So the winner with the most correct calls is.... drumroll.... Samsara with 5 and maybe 6 correct if hawks win the flag. Your prize is a dinner for two with cale morton at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

BEST CALLS

Dees best and fairest

These people all got it right with Nathan Jones:

RalphiusMaximus, Macca, Daz's Dee's, WhateverItTakes, Little Goffy, deeflog, billy2803, Steve13, mephis, LJ86, double dee, DemonAndrew, Samsara, reynolds46, Robbie57 and myself.

Dees best 1st year player

These people all got it right with Mitch Clark*:

RalphiusMaximus, Jack Jack, Samsara

*Altho most interpreted the question relating to only those with no previous experience and so most people chose Magner

Goals clark will kick

Nearest to the pin was DemonAndrew with 33

Games jurrah will play

The pessimists did well with this one!

Nearest to the pin were DemonWA, Daz's Dee's, Jack Jack, DEELIRIOUS, Pates, Deeflog, billy2803, Steve13, mephis, DemonAndrew, Good Times Grimes, reynolds46 and Robbo24 who all said 0. Also Dr. Mubutu said 2

Dees surprise of the year

Best call on this was LJ86 for "Grimes to make it through the season unscathed"

Other correct calls were:

Samsara for "Beat an interstate team away (excluding Port @ Darwin)" ... Although beating GWS in Canberra isn't much of a call, sorry!

reynolds46 for "Jack Watts complimented by former players in the media" I can't remember who it was but I think someone did compliment Watts a couple of months ago.. they might be wanting to retract it though

Premiers

The votes were:

Hawks - RalphiusMaximus, DemonWA, Macca, leucopogon, hardtack, Daz's Dee's, Jack Jack, WhateverItTakes, Crawf52, deeflog, Dee-licious, Steve 13, Dr. Mubutu, LJ86, double dee, DemonAndrew, Samsara, Good Times Grimes, robbo24 and me.

Geelong - Pates

Melbourne - Little Goffy

Collingwood - Josh, reynolds46

West Coast - Jonesbag, Robbie5

First coach to get sacked

These people all got it right with Primus:

deeflog, Dr. Mubutu, LJ86, double dee, DemonAndrew

Biggest off field controversy

Ok some of these could still occur in the finals, but to date these people got it right with the Jurrah call:

DemonWA, deeflog, Samsara and robbo24 (half-right)

Games won by gws

These people got it right by saying 2:

me, RalphiusMaximus, Samsara

WORST CALLS

Jack Jack

dees surprise of the year? Making the Prelim

Little Goffy

dees surprise of the year? Lucas Cook super-debut

Jonesbag

dees surprise of the year? Aaron Davey becomes AA

Good Times Grimes

dees surprise of the year? Josh Tynan wins the Rising Star award.

Josh

dees best and fairest? - Maloney

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dees best and fairest? Jones

dees best 1st year player? McDonald

goals clark will kick? next year 43 if he stays on the Park(he will play Ruck a lot)

games jurrah will play? next year 12

dees surprise of the year? announcement of B Goddard to join the list in 2014.

premiers? 2021

first coach to get sacked? too late

biggest off field controversy?Melb announcent forcing players to cold showers if they lose.

games won by gws? too late

my answers...

dees best and fairest? jones

dees best 1st year player? magner

goals clark will kick? 44

games jurrah will play? 5

dees surprise of the year? sylvia's consistency and watts kicking 6 goals in a game

premiers? hawks

first coach to get sacked? voss

biggest off field controversy? drug scandal

games won by gws? 2

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dees best and fairest? Watts

dees best 1st year player? Sellar

goals clark will kick? 72

games jurrah will play? 14 (inc finals)

dees surprise of the year? Aaron Davey becomes AA

premiers? West Coast

first coach to get sacked? Buckley (malthouse reinstated)

biggest off field controversy? Scully puts all his $$ on black.........comes up red

games won by gws? 0

Bold predictions i no, thought id mix it up a bit

Good lord someone check me into rehab

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