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If you could have one realistic wish for the Dees' this year (other than a premiership or Tom Scully signing), what would it be?

I'd want to see us win a final.

 

JAck Watts start to dominate a couple of games.

Stef Martin to break thru as 2nd ruck.

 

JAck Watts start to dominate a couple of games.

Yeah, this one.

Watts to kick 4+ goals in a couple of games.


Jurrah to play out the full 22 rounds and boot 60+ goals - ah what the hell... also want him to win the Coleman AND mark of the year AND goal of the year.

colin sylvia to dismantle opposition teams and also a win against geelong would be good.

No brainer:

THRASH. COLLINGWOOD !!!

Smack their bums !!!! :) :) :)

 

-Jim Stynes in full remission

-One finals appearance

-6 blokes (up from 3 last year) in the All-Australian squad of 40-odd (Sylvia, Frawley, Jamar, Davey, Jurrah, Grimes who knows)

-Even more young guns to emerge from the list (Blease, Tapscott, Cook, Howe etc) our enemies will start to get exceptionally nervous if that happens

-Further increase in membership and attendances bringing us close to league average

-Another financially profitable year

-Wins against top sides and wins interstate and at Etihad

-More arrogance from Bailey

not asking for much :D


Be in top 4 for lowest scored against

Be in top 8 for goals for

Watts & Jurrah show the start of a special 10 year forward line understanding

Sylvia for the Bluey, Brownlow, and hey maybe even the Norm Smith

Queen's birthday flogging of the Colliewobblers

10 wins in a row somewhere during the season, preferably in the back half though, storming towards september 1987 style!

No more serious injuries to our top 12 players. If we get through the season relatively injury free our performance expectations will likely be met.


To Beat Carlton.

The team that started all this tanking rot by cheating us out of the priorty pick round 22 2007 and it has plagued us ever since.

We are rising so knocking them off would be ever so sweet.

Yeah , Stynsey coming good would be awesome .

Spank Collingwood .... In a final .

-Jim Stynes in full remission

-One finals appearance

-6 blokes (up from 3 last year) in the All-Australian squad of 40-odd (Sylvia, Frawley, Jamar, Davey, Jurrah, Grimes who knows)

-Even more young guns to emerge from the list (Blease, Tapscott, Cook, Howe etc) our enemies will start to get exceptionally nervous if that happens

-Further increase in membership and attendances bringing us close to league average

-Another financially profitable year

-Wins against top sides and wins interstate and at Etihad

-More arrogance from Bailey

not asking for much :D

All of the above and the AFL to step in say that NO CLUB can poach a player until he has at least 5 years with his club that first signed him unless they cannot mutually agree. And that NO PLAYER can gain greater incentives than $500,000 per year until they have played at least 100 games..


See one of the young kids step up and show they've got what it takes (Blease, Tappy, Howe, Cook, Strauss etc).

Also hope that Giz can carry on from last years impressive debut.

Top four, if that happens then all of the above may be on the money as well.

Can't decide between Jack Watts showing Naitanui who's boss, or knocking Carlton out of the finals.

I'd also like to see Blease, Tapscott and Gysberts get some good game time this year and show us what they can do.

 

The selfish one would be to thrash the pies on queen's birthday,

but I think I will go with seeing our injury plagued players getting through the year unscathed (Grimes, Wonaeamirri, Petterd, Jurrah, Rivers, Garland, Tapscott)


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