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Steamin Demon   370

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It's on at 3pm on 10.

Gives you an hour extra to prepare yourself to listen to Kelli Underwood in her unbiased Geelong calls

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH FAAAAAAAARK !!! Thats it !!!! I will not be able to watch the replay if that women is calling the game.

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THank god I'll be at the game - I'd hate to have to listen to Kelli butcher another match

I think a remote control needs to be invented where you can push a button and have Kellie Underwood's voice changed to a token voice, that of Steven Hawking perhaps or maybe anyone else in the entire world except Kellie Underwood?

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FFS. Kelli Underwood again.

Apparently she didn't do the North Melbourne-Western Bulldogs game last Saturday. Yet she did North vs us and now she's doing Geelong-Melbourne. I get the feeling they're 'testing' her out in low key matches. Just our bloody luck.

And she's an unbelievably biased caller. Last year in the corresponding fixture showed that.

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Dr. Mubutu   694

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Does anyone know if it is on the Main Event channel on Foxtel for interstate viewers?

It's on live on Ten in Sydney. Also, bizarrely enough, in regional Qld.

But FFS. Underwood? I'd be surprised if ANY of our players got the ball according to her commentary.

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Have you people been living in Melbourne for the past 8 or so years or what?

Saturday afternoon games on 10 have ALWAYS been a delayed telecast at 3:30pm. I seriously can't believe any of you are acting surprised...

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I remember her last call in the Geelong/Melboune game it was almost as bad as this.

Kelly Underwood: Oh! Garry Ablet has the ball, hes such a super star.

Look his handballed it. yes he did, and its gone straight to that gorgeous hank of manhood Tom Harley. Now Harley has kicked it long into the forward line and Cam is going up for the mark.. Oh damn that lousy lousy Melbourne player just spoiled the mark, you know? whats his name.

Anyway looks like Geelongs won, which went without saying.

Come on everyone lets join in the chorus, We are Geelong ....

Stephen-quartermain: Excuse me Kelly you cant do that

Kelli Underwood: What you mean I cant sing the cats theme song ???

Stephen-quartermain: No its not the done thing it shows a certain amount of bias

Kelli Underwood: Who me?? Bias!!

I know every Geelong players name I just dont know the Melbourne players names but that doesnt mean Im biased

it just means I dont know their names.

(Batts Eyes at TV Camera ), You wont hold that against me, will you??

Grrr wheres a Hammer when you need it.

Find out more about Kelly Underwood here

http://ten.com.au/afl-kelli-underwood.htm

Seems we are not the only ones with the same opinion on her!!

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Have you people been living in Melbourne for the past 8 or so years or what?

Saturday afternoon games on 10 have ALWAYS been a delayed telecast at 3:30pm. I seriously can't believe any of you are acting surprised...

Yes, but it's in Geelong so what's the point in delaying it?

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Surely even Kellie Underwood can't be any worse than the pre-season match against the Crows this year. Remember when it was 'some other team' v Kurt Tippet.

But Quartermain is a [censored] too. Think i'll just use radio anyway.

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Kellie Underwood isn't the best commentator out there, but she's not as bad as people suggest.

I think a lot of people are put off by the fact that she's female and they're not used to it.

It makes her stick out a little more than the other commentators and any bad calls are emphasised to a greater extent.

In a positive light, at least we're on free to air TV this week. It's been a while since those without foxtel have been able to see a game if we can't make it to the 'G

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