Jack Watts

[Jaded No More 68,974]

I'm doing my bit for this thread

[Daryl Keith 39]

I'm doing my bit for this thread

Nice one, Centurion!

[pringle 42]

Now now pringle, no need to shout. I think you might need a little lie down. The JW hysteria is starting to get to you.

Please forgive me for not looking at all 23 pages to see whether anyone else had made note of the 'broken record' thread that this is.

Sorry Artie. I do need a lie down. Just seen the same post so many times it was getting old. Fair enough though. If you hadn't read it (and lord knows it would be hard to do so), you wouldn't know.

but my point remains. People should be able to post what they want. This is an open forum. And as Guns n' Roses once said, to all those who oppose... well...

[scarlett 247]

still in the team this week. will be watching on tele this week though. 857

[Red Sox 2]

still in the team this week. will be watching on tele this week though. 857

Go Jack....

858.....

[rpfc 28,777]

Ooooh the irony

850

That isn't irony...

[Tricky 341]

That isn't irony...

Verbal.

Verbal irony is a trope in which the intended meaning of a statement differs from the meaning that the words appear to express.

Situational.

Situational irony involves an incongruity between what is expected or intended and what actually occurs.

Literature.

a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.

b.

(esp. in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., esp. as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.

Excuse me?

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Edited May 20, 2010 by Tricky

[rpfc 28,777]

You're excused.

But it still isn't irony.

[Tricky 341]

You're excused.

But it still isn't irony.

I'll forgive your confusion of irony as it is a very common problem.

[MrReims 322]

I'll forgive your confusion of irony as it is a very common problem.

Then by all means, dumb it down for us. Your quote out of the dictionary didn't help any.

I'm with rpfc, that ain't irony.

[Salems Lot 2,634]

Might have been listening to Alanis Morrisette, she doesn't know what it is either

[Tricky 341]

Then by all means, dumb it down for us. Your quote out of the dictionary didn't help any.

I'm with rpfc, that ain't irony.

OK Reims I'll spell it out for you - posting to say there are too many posts relates directly the first defintion of irony as previously posted. Oh but that's right, your argument is somehow above the most accepted source of defintion for terms of the english language, being the dictionary.

Might have been listening to Alanis Morrisette, she doesn't know what it is either

And you gh obviously have no understanding of poetic licence...

[mordja 187]

Might have been listening to Alanis Morrisette, she doesn't know what it is either

nice call.

She probably wouldnt have argued the point as hard either.

[MrReims 322]

OK Reims I'll spell it out for you - posting to say there are too many posts relates directly the first defintion of irony as previously posted. Oh but that's right, your argument is somehow above the most accepted source of defintion for terms of the english language, being the dictionary.

Oh boy. Now you are going to make e look like some kind of 'elitist who uses language as a weapon' to paraphrase a previous topic. Which I'm not in this case, irony is an extremely 'tricky' (pun intended) thing. People make mistakes with it on a daily basis including myself. Just ask my brother who delights in pointing out my foibles.

But correct me if i'm wrong Arthur Dent, I'm fairly certain he intended his post to have the meaning his words expressed. "Haven't we all said enough already?" It's a subtle thing I know but also not ironic.

But anyway, boring, move on.......

Jack Watts is gonna be like super great I reckon

[Tricky 341]

Jack Watts is gonna be like super great I reckon

We agree on something B)

[stevethemanjordan 6,952]

I love...... lamp..

[MrReims 322]

I love...... lamp..

I almost choked. Thank your for expressing everything I couldn't. I need a few deep breaths..... You da man Steve

[mordja 187]

I love...... lamp..

Nothing an Anchorman quote wont fix.

[hardtack 10,626]

I too found it rather ironic that while AD was complaining about the size of the thread and stating in large font the number of posts, he was actually contributing one more to that number.

Anyway, I am looking forward to seeing how Jack can perform tonight with Miller there to hopefully take some of the heat off him. Regardless of what we think of him, I think there is a general perception in the footballing world that Miller can be a dangerous forward, so Port will have the dilemna of who to man up on, Miller or Watts. Hopefully he can boot a few this time.

[Arthur Dent 2]

I too found it rather ironic that while AD was complaining about the size of the thread and stating in large font the number of posts, he was actually contributing one more to that number.

Anyway, I am looking forward to seeing how Jack can perform tonight with Miller there to hopefully take some of the heat off him. Regardless of what we think of him, I think there is a general perception in the footballing world that Miller can be a dangerous forward, so Port will have the dilemna of who to man up on, Miller or Watts. Hopefully he can boot a few this time.

Yes Hardtack, the irony was not lost on me as I posted it. Oh and look, I've just done it again... B)

[hardtack 10,626]

Yes Hardtack, the irony was not lost on me as I posted it. Oh and look, I've just done it again... B)

Well AD, if you are going to survive this thread, I hope you know where your towel is Thanks for all the fish.

[e25 5]

Back on topic...

Any idea how young Jack goes in the wet?

I'm excited to see how he goes in the humidity when the pill is like a bar of soap.

I reckon he'll go out and handle it like he's in the prison showers.

Edited May 22, 2010 by Enforcer25

[Felix 92]

Back on topic...

Any idea how young Jack goes in the wet?

I'm excited to see how he goes in the humidity when the pill is like a bar of soap.

I reckon he'll go out and handle it like he's in the prison showers.

Not sure if this may help, but the day I watched him at Casey the ground was wet & muddy (sunny day)... He ended up with 4-2.

[darkhorse72 1,925]

Something different:

melbourne et watts optimus sunt

Edited May 22, 2010 by Darkhorse72

[frankie_d 1,471]

Something different:

melbourne et watts optimus sunt

lets hope:

watts to the press "Veni Vidi Vici"