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Addam Maric = Gary Ablett Jnr.

Jamie Bennell = Andrew McLeod

Colin Sylvia = Mark Ricciuto

Aaron Davey = Peter Matera

Cale Morton = James Hird

Jack Watts = Wayne Carey

Jack Grimes = Michael Voss

Colin Garland = Gary Lyon

Stefan Martin = Glen Jakovich

Brock McLean = Scott West

Austin Woneamirri = Austin Woneamirri

James Frawley = Matthew Scarlett

Nathan Jones = Greg Williams

Jared Rivers = Steven Silvagni

Nevilla Jetta = Jeff Farmer

YM's new sig caught my eye. There are some interesting, albeit optimistic comparisons there.

My possible changes would be to add Ricky Pettard as the James Hird comparison, and make Cale Morton compare to one of Nigel Lappin or Nicky Winmar. Finding a suitable comparison for Robert Harvey would also be fitting.

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It's worthy of a chuckle. I reckon the Austin Woneamirri (sic) = Austin Woneamirri (sic) comparison is a bit off though.

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There is only one Aaron Davey. He created a position on the ground "defensive small forward", then outgrew it and is working on creating another one.

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I like how under his name when he posts it has the question- who is your favourite player?

His answer- Anyone who knocks out chris judd.

I have been praying that Cam Bruce knocks him out the next time we play, wouldnt that be funny :)

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I like how under his name when he posts it has the question- who is your favourite player?

His answer- Anyone who knocks out chris judd.

I have been praying that Cam Bruce knocks him out the next time we play, wouldnt that be funny :)

lol

Poor YM would be at the cross-roads then.

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I like how under his name when he posts it has the question- who is your favourite player?

His answer- Anyone who knocks out chris judd.

I have been praying that Cam Bruce knocks him out the next time we play, wouldnt that be funny :)

I'd rather Chris Johnson, Chris Judd and Robert Warnock all collide and knock each other out in the last round, to cost Carlton a spot in the eight.


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I like how under his name when he posts it has the question- who is your favourite player?

His answer- Anyone who knocks out chris judd.

I have been praying that Cam Bruce knocks him out the next time we play, wouldnt that be funny :)

I think his brain would struggle to compute such a bizzarre turn of events and - with no other option - his head would explode like a robot's when faced with an unresolvable paradox.

But of course, YM would tell you that such a thing is impossible. "Cam Bruce," he would say, "is physically incapable of knocking anyone out."

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Well, it is impossible.

Signature updated, forgot Liam Jurrah and Ricky Petterd originally.

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seems to me YM has a lot of time on his hands, lucky bugger.

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seems to me YM has a lot of time on his hands, lucky bugger.

Yeah, the signature took me at least 2 minutes.

What a marathon.

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Yeah, the signature took me at least 2 minutes.

What a marathon.

for your brain it would be. B)

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I like how under his name when he posts it has the question- who is your favourite player?

His answer- Anyone who knocks out chris judd.

Ha I dream of that Moment. Judd lying still Headfirst on the MCG Carlton Players Running around like chooks with their heads cut off, Demons waiting for the game to continue..

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My take on it with a couple of additions and a couple removed (not quite as optimistic but I'd be pretty happy if it turns out this way anyway!):

Addam Maric = Shaun Higgins

Colin Sylvia = Scott Thompson

Aaron Davey = Brent Harvey

Cale Morton = Neale Daniher (took a while but I like it!!). The toughest one to rate though - could be Andrew Embley-type, could be James Hird, could be Patrick Bowden!

Jack Watts = Nothing we've ever seen before!

Jack Grimes = Joel Corey

Colin Garland = Dustin Fletcher

Stefan Martin = Fraser Gehrig (when he was a young backman)

Brock McLean = Robert Harvey

James Frawley = Matthew Scarlett

Nathan Jones = Todd Viney

Sam Blease = Peter Matera

James Strauss = Lindsay Gilbee

John Meesen = Peter Moore

Kyle Cheney = Peter Walsh of course!

Rip it to shreds!! :D


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Stefan Martin = Fraser Gehrig (when he was a young backman)

I have a sudden urge to vomit now.

Please please please don't ever compare anyone on our list, let alone Stef, to that filthy human being. Argh!

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I have a sudden urge to vomit now.

Please please please don't ever compare anyone on our list, let alone Stef, to that filthy human being. Argh!

Careful i had a coffee with Fraser down in elwood last week. He is a good bloke, & yes i know he relieved himself at a Bar inside Crown Casino but i Hate that joint so i don't rate it as a bad thing!!

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yes i know he relieved himself at a Bar inside Crown Casino but i Hate that joint so i don't rate it as a bad thing!!

I have seen him do much much worse.

The point is, Stef >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fraser. :lol:

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There is only one Aaron Davey. He created a position on the ground "defensive small forward", then outgrew it and is working on creating another one.

i like it

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