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NON-MFC: Round 03

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It’s always hard

Jeelong

Giants

Saints

Dickers

North

Port Adelaide

Us

 
2 hours ago, Demonland said:

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the only confident tips i'd be prepared to make is flagmantle over the tigs and the pear over meth coke

every other one is - due to both form and injuries to key players - a bit of a toss-up

Rightio,

Adelaide because Geelong, finally, are stuffed. (touch wood, spit into the wind, throw salt into your spit etc)

GWS because Collingwood aren't that good.

Brisbane over St Kilda in a close one so Ross can have something to say and the media moisten their underwear.

Fremantle over Richmond, would seem obvious but it is Fremantle.

The body without a soul will lose to the soul without a body.

Port over West Coast, again, should seem obvious but...

Melbourne will pip Carlton in a ripper. McKay will kick half a dozen but half a dozen Demons will kick two each.


Gotta say, I’m happy as a pig in sch!tt with Essendon’s start to the season. Two 10-goal thumpings and there’s still many more to come. I revel in their misery. It never gets old. It never will. Go North this weekend!

 

Pies and Dubs is the one troubling me the most. If it was at the G I'd probably pick Collingwood but I'm feeling a coin flip at Marvel.

On 24/03/2026 at 21:38, Ghostwriter said:

Gotta say, I’m happy as a pig in sch!tt with Essendon’s start to the season. Two 10-goal thumpings and there’s still many more to come. I revel in their misery. It never gets old. It never will. Go North this weekend!

Dont revel too much or they'll beat us in gather round

22 minutes ago, roy11 said:

Dont revel too much or they'll beat us in gather round

You say that like I have a choice 😅

I found this interesting chart on teams playing Geelong at Geelong. Looks quite damning and the big drawing Melbourne based clubs have a hard time finding their way to sleepy hollow. The corruption of the draw is sickening.

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3 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Very early start (12:35) for the Saints v Lions game at Docklands. Even earlier if you're in Qld.

Might be a good match

3 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Very early start (12:35) for the Saints v Lions game at Docklands. Even earlier if you're in Qld.

Might be a good match

How about west coast fans watching there team at 9:30am in the west on Sunday morning.


On 24/03/2026 at 21:38, Ghostwriter said:

Gotta say, I’m happy as a pig in sch!tt with Essendon’s start to the season. Two 10-goal thumpings and there’s still many more to come. I revel in their misery. It never gets old. It never will. Go North this weekend!

This is the MFCSS talking here but Brad Scott will be fired after the Dogs thrash Essendon by 100 in round 4.

The week after they'll play us in Gather Round with a caretaker coach and they'll play out of their skins as per the standard Essendon V Melbourne Gather round appointment.

I will watch tonight with a leaning towards the Crows, but it is a bit of a meh weekend for games.

North to beat the Bummers, and then they sack Brad Scott, go and get James Hird, and the whole thing implodes down on Hird, Solomon, Sheedy and all those other entitled pie-in-the-sky armpits.( I will forgo the Monkey Shoulder and break out the Bunnahabhain 12yo if this happens).

9 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

This is the MFCSS talking here but Brad Scott will be fired after the Dogs thrash Essendon by 100 in round 4.

The week after they'll play us in Gather Round with a caretaker coach and they'll play out of their skins as per the standard Essendon V Melbourne Gather round appointment.

mm, that's some solid mfcss showing


Looking forward to be able to sit down & watch the game & not being at work.

I've made tracs Greek chicken bowl for dinner. He may have ditched us but he does have some good recipes. Don't worry I didn't buy his book, it was in the age awhile back

Crows have not won a game in ****tsville since 2003 (14 loses in a row). They hate the place as much as we do.

Cats can’t afford blue shorts anymore???

 

Nibs is captain tonight in Dawson’s absence 🤗


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