Zero media leaks about controversial off-field shiite from the Club

My prediction is that by round 10 Tommy Matthews will have cemented his spot in the side.

10 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Zero media leaks about controversial off-field shiite from the Club

Even more outlandish would be "Zero media leaks about controversial shiite from with the AFL Commission""

17 hours ago, Dee Viney Intervention said:

I will not make a deposit in the swear jar when we play Collingwood this year

Surely your swear jar has bought itself a mansion on the coast by now, has moved out and is blocking your calls.

15 hours ago, Demonised said:

Patrick Cripps returns a Brownlow, saying he really deserved to be suspended.

...after Maynard hands back the premiership medal that was handed to him.

Shameless widespread acceptance of, and interest in, the Wildcard Game when we're mired in mid-table mediocrity late in the season*

* I'll fall for it too.

On 02/03/2026 at 17:12, DubDee said:

A poster admits they were wrong on Demonland after a heated debate

...like Kade Chandler being named in our Rd 1 side ahead of Jeffo.

Here's your chance @picket fence

3 goals in 6 quarters of footy isn't a bad return for a small forward.

P.S. I know the Rd 1 side hasn't technically been announced yet, but Chandler would need to be around at Friita's place helping out with the dogs for it not to happen (please let me not have just put a jynx on him 😖)

Edited March 4Mar 4 by Rodney (Balls) Grinter

43 minutes ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

...like Kade Chandler being named in our Rd 1 side ahead of Jeffo.

Here's your chance @picket fence

3 goals in 6 quarters of footy isn't a bad return for a small forward.

P.S. I know the Rd 1 side hasn't technically been announced yet, but Chandler would need to be around at Friita's place helping out with the dogs for it not to happen (please let me not have just put a jynx on him 😖)

Jeffo is injured, your logic is therefore flawed, also, you cannot compare a small to a tall.

1 hour ago, Supermercado said:

Shameless widespread acceptance of, and interest in, the Wildcard Game when we're mired in mid-table mediocrity late in the season*

* I'll fall for it too.

And my late addition: "The AFL and Channel 7 admit that Thursday night football isn't popular."

Jake Melksham makes up with Steven May and in a terrible twist gets bitten by Mays dog.

13 hours ago, jnrmac said:

My prediction is that by round 10 Tommy Matthews will have cemented his spot in the side.

I second this!

6 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

And my late addition: "The AFL and Channel 7 admit that Thursday night football isn't popular."

I like it. Footy on more days is good for me!!

Jia Culley will deliver on the outstanding pre-season he's had and surpass the on-field impact and player ratings of Brand Petracca.

The AFL changed the centre bounce rule because the ruck clash would look far more spectacular.

I predict that by Round 1 the AFL will force FOX/7/Kayo to actually show the ball up properly in full screen every time. They often show full screen repeats of players celebrating etc with the ball up only in a small box at the bottom right. And sometimes they even miss that.

And to be totally outrageous, I predict they will show the positioning of players before the ball up for more than a microsecond.

Edited March 5Mar 5 by sue

On 02/03/2026 at 18:19, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Maynard is retrospectively suspended, and we receive a full refund from the AFL, Angus is appointed Head of Commission.

Maynard is a hypocrite, and he should play for the Hypocrites at Hawthorn

No Melbourne team in the top 8.

Just now, Mgdee said:

No Melbourne team in the top 8.

Port and Eagles won't make it. Brisbane, gc, syd gws freo and Adelaide all could for sure

You're such a handsome hound
You'll wind up in the pound
All you can say is bow-wow-wow
You're in the doghouse now

It was a grand old flag
Yes, it was swell
But you bit the hand
That fed you so well

Bayley Fritisch to front the Soggy Bottom Boys out Coldstream way if his mit fails to come up round one

Edited March 8Mar 8 by Tarax Club
end of a 'dynasty' edit

Nathen Buckley is marooned by NASA for no apparent reason on Mars. Can't wait for the podcast.

On 02/03/2026 at 16:44, Ghostwriter said:

The MRO will judge without fear or favour regardless of which team’s player is in question.

I know, LD-vC. You said outlandish, not certifiably nuts.

Well, that didn't take long to beak.

Aren't we all shocked.

On 02/03/2026 at 17:24, Wells 11 said:

Turner gets an AA call up.

Kozzie top 3 in the brownlow

Dees win more close games than they lose

Kozzie on the way now with an early 3-voter.

I think the Saints game counts, but does 'from 6 goals down to four goals up' count as close or just ridiculous?

On 02/03/2026 at 18:15, bing181 said:

By the start of next pre-season, Simon Goodwin will be an AFL head coach.

The opportunities will be there. Goodwin and Voss were both 'coaching' from the bench in the Swans-Blues game and part of me expected them to swap at half time. But surely Goodwin knows better than to go to true basket cases like Carlton or Essendon?

Kingsley may decide it isn't worth bursting a blood vessel for this.

On 02/03/2026 at 20:03, joeboy said:

Everyone will agree with my 3 worders… at least once this season

Got pretty close already. Have your three worders improved or are people just in a good mood?

I'm genuinely looking forward to the grand 'Demonland consensus game'.

On 02/03/2026 at 20:37, sisso said:

Melbourne play on wildcard weekend and Collingwood finish bottom 6

Already looking like a total lack of outlandishness. Nil Outlandishnicity.

On 04/03/2026 at 12:27, DeeSpencer said:

1. Tom Sparrow wins our B+F

2. Harvey Langford gets dropped for at least one game at Casey

3. Paddy Cross debuts in March

Nailed number 3 already, while Langford is showing some second-year blues which might warrant a short break. And now Sparrow goes and plays his personal best game. Contender?

On 04/03/2026 at 14:40, Temporarily Hopeful Demon said:

Fritsch gets back to kicking 50+ and AA contention.

Don't know if that's 'outlandish' but I don't think many people are expecting it.

1 goal, 2 goals, then 4 goals... he'll have 50 by round 6, and one thousand and twenty-four by round 11. But seriously, at 2.33 a game he is indeed on target for 50.

On 04/03/2026 at 19:57, Palace Dees said:

Melbourne finish 10th

Kozzie wins Brownlow

My 566.25 to 1 multi gets up

$50k hits my TAB account

I donate $1k to Demon Army

Then I wake up 😩

A little part of you must be clenching up just a bit after the Blues game, hey?

Might get to add a wing to the palace.

On 04/03/2026 at 21:54, NeveroddoreveN said:

Both Gold Coast an St Kilda fail to deal with expectations, both finishing outside the top 8.

Melbourne is a massive surprise packet, looking like they can beat anyone on their day....ends up 4th, could have been top had we not dropped a couple of games against the bottom 4 teams.

Collingwood and Geelong have trouble with consistency, they struggle vs faster ball moving teams....they end up limping into wildcard round.

Already looking right about the Saints. Gold Coast have had the perfect flat-track bully start to mess with their heads as soon as they hit a road bump.

Collingwood and Geelong you've basically described verbatim to reality, so points deducted for lack of outlandisquacity!

1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

Nailed number 3 already, while Langford is showing some second-year blues which might warrant a short break. And now Sparrow goes and plays his personal best game. Contender?

Harvey took a big step forward on the weekend, so I'm hoping it's just onwards and upwards from here. But I wouldn't be surprised if at some stage he gets sent back to Casey just to play some pure on ball and rack up the footy and clearances for the sake of development.

Sparrow B+F doesn't seem too likely but he had a good summer and I hope he can start playing like a genuine full time on baller. If he does that he'll get a lot of votes through his team first stuff.

We beat the Suns reigniting the DEATH RIDE