6 minutes ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

Jeffo has a breakout year culminating in an AA selection.

All Acne Breakout?

[censored] it, Paddy Cross wins the Brownlow

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Will be the first club to win the flag from 10th position.

8 minutes ago, Optimus D said:

Will be the first club to win the flag from 10th position.

I'd prefer an easier first weekend, though:

9th.

The AFL to make ZERO rules changes in 2026

9 minutes ago, DubDee said:

The AFL to make ZERO rules changes in 2026

Tell em he's dreamin'

Bring the Sub rule back!

It needs a third unsuccessful try!!

Sweden comes out with a new scientific breakthrough, and as Gawny is short on cash and he completes medical trials (fake), they successfully multiply Gawny, and make three more of him.

Everyone will agree with my 3 worders… at least once this season

Latrelle Pickett wins the rising star

Melbourne play on wildcard weekend and Collingwood finish bottom 6

GHOSTY, to finally meet me face to face and fall........... ( posters please insert dialogue)

48 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Everyone will agree with my 3 worders… at least once this season

Jack Steele wins the Dee’s BnF

5 minutes ago, BW511 said:

Jack Steele wins the Dee’s BnF

Um coz he might!

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Fritsch gets his hand bitten by his own dogs and has to undergo emergency surgery and misses round 1.

We finally beat Collingwood 🙏

Hate those barstards

Chandler wins the brownlow, makes AA and picket doesn't reply to this post.

13 hours ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

Sweden comes out with a new scientific breakthrough, and as Gawny is short on cash and he completes medical trials (fake), they successfully multiply Gawny, and make three more of him.

If that happens, you'll surely have to change your name to GawnOfTheLiving.

Steven May’s retirement lunch at Entrecôte goes off without a hitch. The next day though, in an apparently unrelated incident, Jake Melkshan gets hand surgery after being bitten by his dog.

Harvey Langford to finish top 10 at the Brownlow.

Aww gee doing just one is hard.

I'm going to stack a few sub-claims into the big one which is of course Melbourne making the top 4.

So the contingent claims are;

Freo lose both games against West Coast, costing them the top 4 slot.

Geelong finally stumble through a combination of age and, finally, scandal breaking through the mysteriously opaque media. Their brittle defence cracks under a Kingsterminded attack, costing them a crucial 8-point game and bringing Melbourne into the top 4 instead of them.

Collingwood just aren't that good, and enter into another long slow decline, with Tasmania playing finals before they do again. Not really related but just fun to picture.

Giants injury crisis hits their top players, with no game this season featuring all of their 2025 best 6 and nobody from that group playing more than 17 games.

Hawks get fugured out and found out by fast counter-attack.

Suns, again, think it'll just happen for them because they are so hot, and drop games they should win.

From the other end of the ladder, each of North, Richmond and West Coast improve significantly while multiple teams finish the season in the 10-12 win range. The shortage of easy pickings means that just 14 wins and good percentage will slip you into 4th spot.

So there it is, my outlandish prediction that has to have the entire season assembled around it.

But lock in the 2028 Demon Premiership. Just like the old gypsy woman said.

56 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

If that happens, you'll surely have to change your name to GawnOfTheLiving.

GawnTrio (Pokemon)

Max takes a bounce

On 02/03/2026 at 20:46, picket fence said:

GHOSTY, to finally meet me face to face and fall........... ( posters please insert dialogue)

If anyone says “in love” or “pregnant” I’ll burn Demonland to the ground