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Farewell Clayton Oliver

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2 hours ago, BDA said:

This thread is nearly as bad as the training ground thread for going around in circles and repeating itself.

Which is driving us all around the Fishermans Bend.

4 hours ago, Cranky Franky said:

He can't fall back on kicking goals or being an aerial threat.

He is a HD Holden competing with a new Mazda 3.

He’s in Sydney and I’m in Sydney…if he touches the aerial on my Mazda 3, I’ll be p!ssed!

 
1 hour ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Which is driving us all around the Fishermans Bend.

My father worked there when it was the govt aircraft factory, way way way back when.

23 hours ago, picket fence said:

Still can't forgive King for Jettisoning the 2nd best player I have seen since Rob Flower. Disgrace!

`Clarrie had his papers well and truly marked before King arrived. The moment Goodwin was given the shove it was only a matter of time before Oliver and Trac followed, one way or another. May should have been part of that trio as well, but no-one wanted to touch him, just as no-one wanted to touch Oliver.

Clean broom and all that.


11 hours ago, 3KZ is Football said:

I didn’t sign a multi year Huge Contract and then go off the rails, weeks later…

Nobody is perfect, that is a Fact, but Clarry had little respect for the MFC as a whole for a long time and to still be pulling such a large amount of cash 💰 out of us is a very ordinary situation.

It may not bother you, but I despise it…

The Club did everything for Clarry and he gave us the finger….

Having known well, a lot of my friends as now deceased addicts, whether the reason being a friend of old or just wrong person at wrong time, I never judge.

2 hours ago, Willmoy1947 said:

Having known well, a lot of my friends as now deceased addicts, whether the reason being a friend of old or just wrong person at wrong time, I never judge.

I hear you, but a signature on a contract should be honourable

I'm sure he's in ripping nick just like last year.

We'll see..

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BOG in the Collingwood/GWS match sim. Power, clean hands, killing them at stoppages....

😭😭😭😭😭😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


28 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

What was his kicking efficiency?

Only had 10 kicks (not sure about efficiency). But had 20 handballs

1 hour ago, Ollie fan said:

BOG in the Collingwood/GWS match sim. Power, clean hands, killing them at stoppages....

Good for him, perhaps shows that moving him on was the best for all concerned.

(He says through gritted teeth.)

2 hours ago, Ollie fan said:

BOG in the Collingwood/GWS match sim. Power, clean hands, killing them at stoppages....

😭😭😭😭😭😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Just as I fortold ! Will go close to Brownlow this year!

3 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Just as I fortold ! Will go close to Brownlow this year!

Crikey Picket, are your shoes under his bed.

1 minute ago, doc roet said:

Crikey Picket, are your shoes under his bed.

Nup just stating FACTS !! THIS is already coming back to haunt!


Just because he plays well for the Giants doesn't mean he was going to rediscover things with us.

Like many before him, probably needed the change of scenery. I wish him well.

Maybe the pies have had a mass membership resignation response.

11 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Nup just stating FACTS !! THIS is already coming back to haunt!

Well Picket I'm more than happy to have a great team man and upstanding citizen in Steele in our side and he will more than compensate for Clarry cracking the you know what and leaving.

He'll find away to stuff up again. Watch this space. A leopard doesn't change it's spots. He's nothing but trouble

After watching the Demons today, I'm now glad to see the end of Oliver (and Petracca)

They're both gone - Cya


11 minutes ago, Docs Demons said:

Well Picket I'm more than happy to have a great team man and upstanding citizen in Steele in our side and he will more than compensate for Clarry cracking the you know what and leaving.

Well Docs Demons I would be more than happy if great Citizen Steele had achieved HALF of what Clarry has in his career! Indeed I would!

3 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Well Docs Demons I would be more than happy if great Citizen Steele had achieved HALF of what Clarry has in his career! Indeed I would!

Oliver is a mercenary and a freeloader

He sapped $Millions out of our club and then decided to lay down the tools for 3 years

And the club was then forced to still pay him millions to get rid of the immature brat. He'll never grow up

The only club that was prepared to take him on was a no-account 'franchise' with money to burn (the AFL's money)

Back in the day, he'd get cleaned up, but he'll find a way to self-destruct so there's no need to bother

A classic case of the money going to the head of a fool

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28 minutes ago, Macca said:

Oliver is a mercenary and a freeloader

He sapped $Millions out of our club and then decided to lay down the tools for 3 years

And the club was then forced to still pay him millions to get rid of the immature brat. He'll never grow up

The only club that was prepared to take him on was a no-account 'franchise' with money to burn (the AFL's money)

Back in the day, he'd get cleaned up, but he'll find a way to self-destruct so there's no need to bother

A classic case of the money going to the head of a fool

Utter [censored]!

 
Just now, picket fence said:

Utter [censored]!

What would you know?

You want to hero-worship an individual who along with his prima donna mate (Petracca) helped to bring your own club down?

It's club first, you should have learnt that from your playing days (if indeed, you did actually play)

And even if you did play, you learnt nothing

You keep banging on about your mercenary mate, you'll keep hearing from me (and others)

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Just as I fortold ! Will go close to Brownlow this year!

Calm down, it was against Collingwood's B team in February.


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