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Bailey Humphrey

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24 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I note his close mate Blake Howes signed a contract extension with us last year, just saying.

13 minutes ago, Greg Schneider said:

Humphrey and Howes aren’t close mates

4 minutes ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

Yeah I think it’s Tommy Matthew’s who’s the close mate

Howes is best mates with Finn Callaghan from GWS

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    Best Mates, here there yadda yadda

    Why are we DEELUDING ourselves?,

    NO FRIGGEN CHANCE!

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    6 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Best Mates, here there yadda yadda

    Why are we DEELUDING ourselves?,

    NO FRIGGEN CHANCE!

    I think we're a big chance 'Pick'...he will round our list off beautifully.

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    Happy to put money on this! No way!

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    40 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Best Mates, here there yadda yadda

    Why are we DEELUDING ourselves?,

    NO FRIGGEN CHANCE!

    Can you put this in the form of a gif so I can understand?

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    Um ok in wildest dreams Humphrey wont EVER be a Dee

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    11 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Um ok in wildest dreams Humphrey wont EVER be a Dee

    He'll kick a bag (5) in a dees jumper, before Jefferson does

    Edited by John Demonic
    PS Apologies to Matt and I hope I'm dead wrong. In round 1 no less.

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    11 hours ago, Greg Schneider said:

    Humphrey and Howes aren’t close mates

    Yes my mistake, as Mickey has pointed out, it is Finn Callaghan who is Howes’ mate.

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    13 hours ago, Roost it far said:

    He may not have come this year but this thread produced some of the best GIF work ever seen on any forum anywhere. Sure a few thought they could pull off the 4 GIF post and failed but there was plenty of truly excellent double and triple GIF work. If he puts his name in the ring again we must stand a chance considering our potential draft hand and cash in cap at year's end.

    Lets Go Dancing GIF by Mason Ramsey

    Sci Fi Lol GIF by Hallmark Gold Crown

    Him hiding behind the water cooler sussing info

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    9 hours ago, John Demonic said:

    He'll kick a bag (5) in a dees jumper, before Jefferson does

    Presumptuous lot at Demonland, HE DOESN'T EVEN PLAY FOR US! I've heard a rumour.... the best Full Forward in the league wants to play with us___________ (insert name) and he will kick 100 goals for us in 2027!

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    11 hours ago, John Demonic said:

    He'll kick a bag (5) in a dees jumper, before Jefferson does

    You wait...Jeffo breakout difference maker this year!

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    2 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Presumptuous lot at Demonland, HE DOESN'T EVEN PLAY FOR US! I've heard a rumour.... the best Full Forward in the league wants to play with us___________ (insert name) and he will kick 100 goals for us in 2027!

    So.... you're sayin' there's a chance....

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    Was sort of hoping Hawks landed Merrett because it would’ve left them without any trade capital for Humphrey this year. Why you’d join Melbourne over Hawthorn right now? Can’t think of anything really. Last year was the chance !

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    8 minutes ago, Greg Schneider said:

    Was sort of hoping Hawks landed Merrett because it would’ve left them without any trade capital for Humphrey this year. Why you’d join Melbourne over Hawthorn right now? Can’t think of anything really. Last year was the chance !

    I can think of a couple of reasons not to join the hawks off the top of my head

    Their supporters

    Their guernsey

    I’m sure there are plenty of others

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    52 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

    Will be a Hawk based on what I heard.

    Heard same!

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    52 minutes ago, Greg Schneider said:

    Was sort of hoping Hawks landed Merrett because it would’ve left them without any trade capital for Humphrey this year. Why you’d join Melbourne over Hawthorn right now? Can’t think of anything really. Last year was the chance !

    In the end i'd rather the Hawks go after him. There's a few good Free Agents this year. Butters, comes to mind. i think he is 50/50 he leaves. I think they are at a cross-roads. Similar to where we were 2 years ago. They will try and fight through it as we did, but will likely arrive at the same conclusion that there list (albeit better balanced than ours was) has holes all over the park and will take some trading / drafting to get right. They are next in line after Collingwood and Geelong that will require a rebuild.

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