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Bailey Humphrey

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35 minutes ago, Demons11 said:

I’ve been flying all day, what have I missed? Is Humphrey coming?

Was the Hump freed?

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    1 hour ago, BDA said:

    seeing as we are all in gif mode i thought i'd drop this here

    nothing to do with the topic but i find it funny

    basketball kids playing fail lol funny wrong way hoop wasted gif gifs - Find and share funny GIFs on GIFsme

    Isn’t that the club trying to get something out of the dumpster as it burns?

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    1 hour ago, CHF said:

    Whisper that I got from a friend of mine that usually has good information is that the Hump/Petracca deal is 80% certain of getting done. Details of additional bits and pieces and addons to be decided.

    No idea if it is dependent on the outcome of a possible Oliver trade.

    Targeting early next week to allow time for other things to be settled after the deal.

    I value his information but nothing is certain in this life.

    I’m thinking this GiF for the news

    Excited Jimmy Fallon GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

    Or possibly this

    Chicken Wings Hot Ones GIF by First We Feast

    Anyway that’s a double GiF post, you gotta be careful when doing these. Clearly I’m a Pro but it’s not for everyone.

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    1 hour ago, demoncat said:

    He’s apparently feeling very sheepish about it

    as long as we don't get fleeced

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    as long as we don't get fleeced

    Ewe think you’re so funny

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    20 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

    When’s Humphrey arriving already

    Mr Bean Waiting GIF by MOODMAN

    1 more week of trade radio before it gets announced in the last minute.

    PZfJnQ.gif

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    8 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

    Ewe think you’re so funny

    now don't you try to pull the wool over my eyes ... i.m awake to your daggy tricks

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    Fantastic Four Kiss GIFThis week has seen my 12 year old graduate to serious level dad jokes. Hot off the movie the fantastic 4 are about to be featured on Fortnite with characters (also known as skins).... He super excitedly ran in eager for fortnite in game cash (vbucks) so he can purchase ... you guessed it

    A Fantastic Four Skin 🤣🤣🤣

    Have spent the day trying to work out the right gif to enter it in here. Gave up so have the explanation instead.

    Any new news on Humphrey this evening?

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    2 hours ago, CHF said:

    Whisper that I got from a friend of mine that usually has good information is that the Hump/Petracca deal is 80% certain of getting done. Details of additional bits and pieces and addons to be decided.

    No idea if it is dependent on the outcome of a possible Oliver trade.

    Targeting early next week to allow time for other things to be settled after the deal.

    I value his information but nothing is certain in this life.

    jim carrey hip thrusts GIF

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    11 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

    While I’m still desperately hoping Humphrey requests a trade, I’m glad the discourse has moved from us receiving only one of picks 7 and 8, to both potentially being on the table

    I think most of us could stomach that if it came to it

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    If there was a chance that BH is involved in a trade, then the narrative has to start shifting soon. Otherwise it just isn’t going to happen I’m afraid. It there are two GCS academy players tipped for top 5 they really can’t afford to give up too many picks either. So on the other hand I can’t see how they get their academy players across without including BH in the trade.

    To force their hand I’d then be asking for 7 , 8 and 15 with our 2nd rounders for Oliver, Spargs comp, McVee and current 2nd going back.

    This puts Trac value at approximately 2100 points which is about the same point value as 8,18 that was being initially positioned.

    Either way it works out well for us. Wed bring in White, Sinema plus 5 players from the draft - 3 being in the first round.

    Edited by GS_1905

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    4 hours ago, Demonland said:

    Hi Mitch Keating. 👋

    3 hours ago, CHF said:

    Whisper that I got from a friend of mine that usually has good information is that the Hump/Petracca deal is 80% certain of getting done. Details of additional bits and pieces and addons to be decided.

    No idea if it is dependent on the outcome of a possible Oliver trade.

    Targeting early next week to allow time for other things to be settled after the deal.

    I value his information but nothing is certain in this life.

    So, using MFCSS logic, that would mean 20% chance of NO!🤔

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    1 hour ago, Sideshow Bob said:

    Fantastic Four Kiss GIFThis week has seen my 12 year old graduate to serious level dad jokes. Hot off the movie the fantastic 4 are about to be featured on Fortnite with characters (also known as skins).... He super excitedly ran in eager for fortnite in game cash (vbucks) so he can purchase ... you guessed it

    A Fantastic Four Skin 🤣🤣🤣

    Have spent the day trying to work out the right gif to enter it in here. Gave up so have the explanation instead.

    Any new news on Humphrey this evening?

    yes, currently sleeping like a demon 👹

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    10 hours ago, demoncat said:

    Offer him the house and land package in Cranbourne now!

    No in Caulfield or nearby suburbs.

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    Maybe it’s just my MFCSS kicking in but I worry Humphrey gets seduced by the Dorks in coming days and selects them as his preferred trade destination.

    Hawks have the assets to trade for him and would make it happen.

    The only silver lining for us is GC may be more open to including their two top ten picks in a deal for Trac (with lots coming back their way), partly because we crack the sads over Humphrey and partly because Trac becomes more important to them if Humphrey leaves.

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    7 minutes ago, The Jackson FIX said:

    Maybe it’s just my MFCSS kicking in but I worry Humphrey gets seduced by the Dorks in coming days and selects them as his preferred trade destination.

    Hawks have the assets to trade for him and would make it happen.

    The only silver lining for us is GC may be more open to including their two top ten picks in a deal for Trac (with lots coming back their way), partly because we crack the sads over Humphrey and partly because Trac becomes more important to them if Humphrey leaves.

    Yeah true.

    We either get Humphry or two high end picks. Either way we're going to just have to accept either outcome.

    Kingy and the new administration have to rise us from the ashes.

    JT and the recrirument department gonna be earning their wage these next couple of seasons mate

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