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Our three highest priced players, Payracca, Oliver and viney, need to be sacked, they are dragging tho club down, just about give away status now.

Spuds.

Edited by bluey
Dunno

 
1 minute ago, Wells 11 said:

he just isn’t that anymore is he. Maybe he gets it back or maybe he’s just a different player now. Hard to watch him.

We've payed him enough for vfl standard, let him go and if he turns himself around, will say everything we need to know

Just now, Doug Reemer said:

Go on then @monoccular explain to me what he’s good at?

5 Disposals to half time.

Langdon has had more as a negating tagger.

Sparrow is tagging … himself. Had such a poor year. Call Yze and ask if Tigers will take him for a 2nd round pick

 
2 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Bomb it to a pack

Anyone interested in “Leading to the footy”

What's the point we won't kick it to them


Crazy how I’ve just come to expect a loss at centre bounce these days lol

We don’t win CBC’s anymore

3 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Fox Footy complaining about the Fritsch push. Yeah, that was the umpiring decision that had any influence.

Fox pandering to the big teams is undoing the value of not having to listen to BT.

Exactly correct... i the the Pies are a better side than us this year but boy they get looked after by the umpires like I've never seen before

1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

There are times where I think Max needs to just thump it as far forward as possible.

This is a great call... you'd think by now they'd know a signal when this is to happen like a set play, because when i have seen him do it, it goes straight to opposition

1 minute ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Sparrow is tagging … himself. Had such a poor year. Call Yze and ask if Tigers will take him for a 2nd round pick

I’d be happy for a 3rd and they take all of his salary.

 

3 votes, the smell of the inside of N. Daicos's [censored]. Only thing the umps can say they've seen all night


2 minutes ago, Billy said:

Keep Clarry trade Petracca

You might get your wish.... time will tell

would like to see maynard pull a hammy and miss finals.

4 minutes ago, bluey said:

Our three highest priced players, Payracca, Oliver and viney, need to be sacked, they are dragging tho club down, just about give away status now.

Spuds.

That is a shocking thing to say about three players to whom we owe so much


Well it hasn't been pretty and pies poor kicking has us still.in it.

Only just.

But we have no pressure.

I hope we give it our all

Do something about the cc they are two to.one on pies favor.

Sheesh.

Pit bowey in there.

I'd drag KP ...teach him a lesson....or move him to ff.

The good...

Max, Langford, Clarry, JVR, Fritsch, Bowey (just), Culley (not great either but ok for only his 4th game), Lingers, Macca (holding his own for the most part)

The Ordinary...

Sparrow, Turner, Chandler

The Shizen files...

May, Viney (time's up? Regardless can no longer be in the middle... even for this second half.... anyone but Viney pls), Howes, Pickett, Rivers, McVee & Tracc (both going elsewhere?)

Edited by Demon Dynasty

God we have some dumb footballers. Kade Chandler being one of them.


Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

Kade Chandler being one of them.

energetics all wrong

 

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