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2 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

[censored] Collingwood supporters must breed like rabbits. Their numbers seem to grow on a weekly basis. I’m at Flinders right now and the place is swarming with them and there’s still three hours to go. There are little infestations of them everywhere. Take a break, exterminators. No amount of pesticide would remedy this plague.

Conversely, I’ve yet to see a single Dees fan. But I’ve been approached by numerous people with words of support which is nice (except for the ones who pitied me, no one likes being pitied).

All good though, these feral [censored]-ers can try but they won’t bring me down.

GO DEES!!!

Yes I've just left flinders St to. Yeah the ferals are everywhere, they're hitting the pubs beforehand, but it's also good to see storm supporters around to.

 
2 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

[censored] Collingwood supporters must breed like rabbits. Their numbers seem to grow on a weekly basis. I’m at Flinders right now and the place is swarming with them and there’s still three hours to go. There are little infestations of them everywhere. Take a break, exterminators. No amount of pesticide would remedy this plague.

Conversely, I’ve yet to see a single Dees fan. But I’ve been approached by numerous people with words of support which is nice (except for the ones who pitied me, no one likes being pitied).

All good though, these feral [censored]-ers can try but they won’t bring me down.

GO DEES!!!

Be brave

Go Girl 🇱🇮

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Yes I've just left flinders St to. Yeah the ferals are everywhere, they're hitting the pubs beforehand, but it's also good to see storm supporters around to.

Tons of Storm supporters. I’m getting a lot of smiles from them too. Either they barrack for Melbourne, or they just hate Collingwood.

 
18 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Tons of Storm supporters. I’m getting a lot of smiles from them too. Either they barrack for Melbourne, or they just hate Collingwood.

Let's go with the latter 😉 👍


27 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I’m at Flinders right now

Better get moving. It's a long way from the Mornington Peninsula to the MCG.

For the final time in 2025, it’s game day baby. Pumped!

Let’s smack the filth to the sh*thouse.

Go Dees!

SN34

If the game is over in the final quarter early I want Troy to take max off.

He must be protected at all costs and ready for next season

 
20 minutes ago, Newport34 said:

For the final time in 2025, it’s game day baby. Pumped!

Let’s smack the filth to the sh*thouse.

Go Dees!

SN34

Come on demons It’s our Grand Ginal tonight well only one gif thid year. Go Dee’s We can win this

57 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

[censored] Collingwood supporters must breed like rabbits. Their numbers seem to grow on a weekly basis. I’m at Flinders right now and the place is swarming with them and there’s still three hours to go. There are little infestations of them everywhere. Take a break, exterminators. No amount of pesticide would remedy this plague.

Conversely, I’ve yet to see a single Dees fan. But I’ve been approached by numerous people with words of support which is nice (except for the ones who pitied me, no one likes being pitied).

All good though, these feral [censored]-ers can try but they won’t bring me down.

GO DEES!!!

Please inform the Pies supporters that most walk in community services program do offer free condoms.

Only the educated are educated, says saying. 😎


9 hours ago, Gorgoroth said:

All we will do to collingwood is make their supporters happy and run them into form.

Psychological warfare. Pies win, false sense of security, and get smashed in finals.

41 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Better get moving. It's a long way from the Mornington Peninsula to the MCG.

On a Bus on the way to Killarney um not Warrnambool... Ireland, will be listening with Interest! Zero changes means selection commitee has also checked out!

I really want the Pies to go out in straight set.

Go Demons!

Chaplin said “let’s treat the last 3 weeks of the season like a finals campaign”.

So we went OUT IN STRAIGHT SETS again with losses to Dogs and Hawks

Let’s not talk about finals or even pretend we are in the finals. We are not even close to a finals team.

Let’s just get back to basics and learn to kick the footy and make smart decisions ffs


30 minutes ago, PaulRB said:

I really want the Pies to go out in straight set.

So do I but in order for the Pies to have the opportunity go out in straight sets they’ll need a percentage booster tonight over us.

40 minutes ago, picket fence said:

On a Bus on the way to Killarney um not Warrnambool... Ireland, will be listening with Interest! Zero changes means selection commitee has also checked out!

beautiful spot Killarney. I hope the weather is fine

enjoy your visit to ireland


1 minute ago, Superunknown said:

Rip Maynard’s head off

Break Darcy moore

Thanks in advance for your compliance

When I read Rip Maynard, I had to stop and think for a moment!

11 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

No Gameday Thread?

Has everyone given up 😳

Maybe it is because a prime time Friday game is so rare ... after she double checks today is Friday ...

Come on DL'ers support the team one last time for the year!

There’s a game on today?

 
8 hours ago, Rocknroll said:

Really hope we turn up tonight and have a crack. Love to wipe the smiles of a few pies fans faces.

Reckon Brayden will have a real go at Langdon tonight, I hope Viney, May, Melk and co are ready to support.

Pies really need this and reckon we are 80% checked out.

Hope Langdon annoys the F out of Daicos again and Maynard does try to have a crack at Linggers, which should light a tinderbox of aggression towards that scum.

Don't really have any expectations of our performance tonight, but really do hope we dig deep and smack the c##p out of this mob. Such is the hatred of those filth since 2023.

F••k all GA seats available in the Northern! Everything is reserved for the filth. Up so high I will be calling for oxygen at half time, but I am still surrounded by B&W ferals!


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