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Who Will Be Our Next Coach?

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Is Ted Lasso available?

#believe

 

If we get one of the washed up duds from Fox (Bucks, Horse or Simmo) i will spew.

Head of footy maybe, but dont be fooled by their analysis on 360 or On the Couch being a resume for being a tactically astute AFL Coach

I think we might need experienced senior replacement.

With the state of our President/CEO & board to throw a untried coach could be disastrous !!!

 

i would like to see Longmire in a senior assistant role mentoring a young coach

If i see Nathan Buckley given the job i will burn down the MCG

Pretty sure Longmire is still firmly entrenched at Sydney, doubt he moves to Melbourne to start from scratch.

I’d like someone fresh, give every player a clean slate and get some energy back into the place.

I’m looking at the assistants mentioned over Simmo, Horse, Buckley etc


Enright has apparently been earmarked to succeed Ross Lyon. If we can pry him away St Kilda, I’d take him. I’d also replace Alan Richardson with James Hird (ducks for cover).

I’d definitely interview Hinkley and Longmire. Wouldn’t even bother with Buckley

We’ll want to chat to Danny Daly.

Scott Burns, Murray Davis, Hayden Skipworth, James Rahilly, Steven King, Brendon Lade, Matty Egan, Cam Bruce, Mark McVeigh, David Hale, Adrian Hickmott

I just want someone "anyone" who will make the players accountable on the field. No more learnings or Momentum etc.

 
3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Enright has apparently been earmarked to succeed Ross Lyon. If we can pry him away St Kilda, I’d take him. I’d also replace Alan Richardson with James Hird (ducks for cover).

No way I want Hird at our club. In any role, not even as a spectator.

Either Bruce, Enright or Montgomery with Longmire running the Football department would be great.


I have a feeling we already have someone on the hook, and think an announcement may be imminent if we sacked Goodwin now.

3 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

I’d definitely interview Hinkley and Longmire. Wouldn’t even bother with Buckley

We’ll want to chat to Danny Daly.

Scott Burns, Murray Davis, Hayden Skipworth, James Rahilly, Steven King, Brendon Lade, Matty Egan, Cam Bruce, Mark McVeigh, David Hale, Adrian Hickmott

Who is Murray Davis?

10 minutes ago, Sideshow Bob said:

Is Ted Lasso available?

#believe

Jose Mourinho? Probably he's the soccer version of SG 🤣

What about Bartel, is he an option?

3 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

No way I want Hird at our club. In any role, not even as a spectator.

What about being inside the mascot? 🤣


3 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

No way I want Hird at our club. In any role, not even as a spectator.

What about being inside the mascot? 🤣

1 minute ago, gs77 said:

What about Bartel, is he an option?

To replace Richardson.

1 minute ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Who is Murray Davis?

Adelaide head of coaching this year who was a long time Brisbane assistant before that.

He’d be a very Fagan style appointment

13 minutes ago, DemonWA said:

If we get one of the washed up duds from Fox (Bucks, Horse or Simmo) i will spew.

Head of footy maybe, but dont be fooled by their analysis on 360 or On the Couch being a resume for being a tactically astute AFL Coach

Fooled by the analysis on 360???? They are hugely successful Premiership coaches, they are not getting picked up because of 360 🤦

5 minutes ago, KoltTheRam said:

I have a feeling we already have someone on the hook, and think an announcement may be imminent if we sacked Goodwin now.

Am hearing Danny Daly.


Longmire, Danny Daly and Enright are the ones to chase. Would love Longmire as I think he has a good mix of ruthlessness and team first mentality.

No idea what he actually does these days, or if he has any coaching experience or interest, but this club needs a person like Luke Hodge who would not accept an of the cr@p we've been served up by the players over the last few years.

1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Am hearing Danny Daly.

I would be happy with this, he is Brisbane's Fagan successor in waiting

 

my wish list:

1 - Bucks

2 - Horse

3 - Ken

4 - Hird

5 - Simpson

6 - Enright

12 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

No way I want Hird at our club. In any role, not even as a spectator.

9 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

What about being inside the mascot? 🤣

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