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I'm tipping:

  1. Chris Scott to gaslight the entire umpiring department,

  2. Voss to say the boys ‘just need to execute’,

  3. Damo to break a 'scoop' that was tweeted two days ago,

  4. Kane Cornes to challenge a 12-year-old to a time trial,

  5. Max to deliver a press conference more heartfelt than most eulogies.

 

some good games to look forward to.

suns pies looks the pick of the round.

No Formula 1 this weekend. Perhaps just as well after the heartbreak of last week.

Tour de France is on but without a horse in the race it's a long watch.

Test cricket in Jamaica is a day night Test with the evening session starting around 9:30am Melbourne time on Sunday

Second placed Melbourne Storm play the Knights is Newcastle on Saturday afternoon.

The AFL have another round in what seems like a never ending season.

Casey (13th) play Werribee (14th) in a must win game in front of a zero crowd at Whitten Oval on Saturday night


Carlton players to lift for Voss after that disgusting “murder slur” which ..”surprise ..surprise” was by a Collingwood member.

What is the point of the floating fixture if, in a round with a lot of critical games, we are instead getting 12th vs 2nd as the prime time Thursday night game?

Why not 3rd vs 6th, or 4th vs 8th, or 5th vs 9th? All crucial games in what is other wise a dud season for the AFL, given that 7 weeks out from finals only 9 teams can make the 8. But no, instead we get Carlton.

The desire for existing eyeballs is coming at the expense of growth for the game - by putting on better games of footy in more visible time slots. The last month’s narrative has been ‘Pitchforks for Voss’ as the lead story, instead of the actual games.

I’m so bored by the AFL. They’ve mistaken ‘constant content’ for entertainment, and it’s so dull.

 

HOW HIPWOOD CONTINUES TO GET A GAME IS RHE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD

Feels like a VFL type crowd. you can hear individual fans yelling

bad start carlton. very flat atmosphere. reckon they are goin to get pumped

1 minute ago, BDA said:

bad start carlton. very flat atmosphere. reckon they are goin to get pumped

One can only hope.


Crowded Blues forward line and they manufacture a goal under difficulty. The Lions use system and pressure and create a nice goal.

Reminds me of watching the Dees, unfortunately…

11 minutes ago, BDA said:

hipwood is not a very good footballer

Hipwood is The most OVERATED player on any AFL LIST


Most blatant blocking by Cameron (though not too successful). No free. Umpiring continues to be soooo inconsistent

 

if any team deserves to stuff up touching it for a behind on their own goal line its Carlton

Just watching the blues and lions. It is like watching the Dees. Poor kicking for goal and numerous players that have skill levels below their lion oponents. It ain't Voss. Cripps misses another.


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