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GAMEDAY: Rd 14 vs Port Adelaide

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I'm done

Brainless footballers

 

We can’t handle the heat. Trac, Oliver having shockers.

Viney is done.

JVR still hasn’t concrete mitts.

 

FFS can I apply for the coaching job??

DONT KICK TO RATATOUILLE!!

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    fritsch has taken the wrong decision all day. having a shocker

    1 minute ago, Ted Lasso said:

    Geez port fans are gross. They belong in a zoo.

    What have the poor animals done to deserve that?

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    Luckily the umps are well in our favour 10-4 or we’d be down by a lot more
     

    Almost time to paint the back of the house.

    I've sighted Tracca three times. Messed up on all occasions.

    We are lost without Kozzie.

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    How was that Fritter's only option!!????

    Can we not just pass it to someone who is, I dunno, free??? You know, like all the freedom we give others.

    11-2 marks i50 is diabolical.


    The Dees aren't able to gauge when an opponent is too close to their kicking target. We get spoiled all the time. And our forwards are still not leading. I thought JVR was showing something in Q1, but.......

    That is not in any context a free kick hahahahaha

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    We are an absolute joke how we can not pass the ball to a forward. What a waste, clearances mean nothing if you can’t use the pill, Such are a dumb dumb football side.


    1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

    We are seriously dumb and poorly skilled. Goodwin has no F’ing idea

    No fluidity whatsoever. If it isn’t Pickett brilliance it is either toil after toil. No goals ever come easy with this team.

    What.

    Rubbish free right in front of goal at the end of the quarter.

    What's the point?

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    Rabble Melbourne..

    Senior players once again being liabilities. Viney, Chandler, Oliver, Langdon, Lever. Melksham have all cost us today.

    I've been done with Oliver for a while but time to cut all ties and let him go. Time and time again we're conceding goals from him purely from dump stupid long kicks to opposition defenders.

    Wake up you blokes!

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