I'm done

Brainless footballers

15 minutes ago, Red But Mostly Blue said:

We don’t look like scoring. This game is already lost.

We can’t handle the heat. Trac, Oliver having shockers.

Viney is done.

JVR still hasn’t concrete mitts.

FFS can I apply for the coaching job??

DONT KICK TO RATATOUILLE!!

We are seriously dumb and poorly skilled. Goodwin has no F’ing idea

fritsch has taken the wrong decision all day. having a shocker

1 minute ago, Ted Lasso said:

Geez port fans are gross. They belong in a zoo.

What have the poor animals done to deserve that?

Luckily the umps are well in our favour 10-4 or we’d be down by a lot more

Almost time to paint the back of the house.

I've sighted Tracca three times. Messed up on all occasions.

We are lost without Kozzie.

How was that Fritter's only option!!????

Can we not just pass it to someone who is, I dunno, free??? You know, like all the freedom we give others.

11-2 marks i50 is diabolical.

Langford hasn’t touched it all QTR

The Dees aren't able to gauge when an opponent is too close to their kicking target. We get spoiled all the time. And our forwards are still not leading. I thought JVR was showing something in Q1, but.......

That is not in any context a free kick hahahahaha

No push whatsoever

We are an absolute joke how we can not pass the ball to a forward. What a waste, clearances mean nothing if you can’t use the pill, Such are a dumb dumb football side.

God we are unwatchable sometimes

That was a good old fashion snipe with the knee

And the cheating by the umpires continues 🤮🤮🤮

1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

We are seriously dumb and poorly skilled. Goodwin has no F’ing idea

No fluidity whatsoever. If it isn’t Pickett brilliance it is either toil after toil. No goals ever come easy with this team.

What.

Rubbish free right in front of goal at the end of the quarter.

What's the point?

Here comes the bad luck train

Red time

Rabble Melbourne..

Senior players once again being liabilities. Viney, Chandler, Oliver, Langdon, Lever. Melksham have all cost us today.

I've been done with Oliver for a while but time to cut all ties and let him go. Time and time again we're conceding goals from him purely from dump stupid long kicks to opposition defenders.

Wake up you blokes!

Poor discipline

Poor skills when it counts

Brain fades

Just [censored] house

Steven May is such a dumb bloke

Game over