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5 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Looks like Jeffo will get his chance curtesy of AJ

Maybe Tommy Mc?

Multiple frees at that centre bounces not paid

 

Rivers that was pathetic. Bend down and pick it up


Max misses again and it seems to be the same every time, the ball starts on track, then fads late to the left. Surely that technique problem is fixable?

Max has kicked 2.10

it’s got to the point where he needs to pass or handball it off

2 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

Picket Fence:

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I dont look anywhere near that good!!

 

Max love him.

But his goal kicking for a professional footballer is ORDINARY.

Best coaches in the land and he kicks like an u10s child.


1 minute ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Why does Max walk backwards without looking to give off to somebody or HB to a player coming from behind.

YOU JUST HAVE TO [censored] SET PLAY THAT EVERY TIME BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW....MAX CAN'T BLOODY KICK A GOAL!

Wake up Melbourne FFS

I reckon he thinks he's gotta kick the captains goal (which he does) but most time just can't.

Last time i looked, when you get tackled and swung around and drop the ball it's incorrect disposal!

4.8 plays 8.4, why oh why do we bother

Just now, DubDee said:

Max has kicked 2.10

it’s got to the point where he needs to pass or handball it off

He just doesn't even look at the goals for more than three seconds. Its strange. Like he's resigned to miss it.


And another soft goal


Just now, Fork 'em said:

I reckon he thinks he's gotta kick the captains goal (which he does) but most time just can't.

Of late he'd be lucky to be kicking at about 25% accuracy. Probably worse. No point taking the kick!

 

Season over


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