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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Essendon

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[censored] you ump. That was a mark.

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    Fumbles May

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    That was a mark for May 🤬

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    That's a Mark.

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    Hope you gave yourself a spray Steven May

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    May and Lever used to be shoe ins for marks like that and you would stake your life on them marking, but you can’t trust them 100% these days.

    Was a mark but shouldn’t have fumbled it.

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    Umps not giving us much now

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    News to hand….

    1 minute ago, Hopeful Demon said:

    @Ducky What the [censored] is your problem? Using the vomit emoji every time someone expresses happiness at something good that happens

    Mental health.

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    1 minute ago, VNightCityLegend said:

    May and Lever used to be shoe ins for marks like that and you would stake your life on them marking, but you can’t trust them 100% these days.

    Just now, Clintosaurus said:

    Umps not giving us much now

    Noticed that… few obvious calls not being called. I’m sure when a team is down it is has something to do with umpires calls.. even subconsciously

    Gotta laugh.
    I recently did 2 weeks in the Demonland clink for stating Mays is a ..... panic merchant.

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    2 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

    Umps not giving us much now

    They’ve been [censored] terrible. But what’s new.

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    Too little too late. What does it take to play like this?

    You can’t tell me that Petty has straightened them up

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    better qtr...
    The question is can ew break our last qtr worst performing team according to bin man stats.

    Amazing what happens int he fwd line when you not out numbered.

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    3rd.

    🤮🤮🤮fumbles

    A revival

    👏Quick ball movement and More direct footy 😊😊😊goals Petty Pickett Fritsch x2

    👏fritsch positive

    👏Melksham contested mark

    👏Langdon run run run

    👏Sharp.

    May !! Dropped mark or a mark ?? A mark. umps kill us ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️kill us ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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    I hope May roasted himself for that.

    Side note - umpiring has been noticeably rubbish this round.

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