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GAMEDAY: Rd 02 vs North Melbourne

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Viney doing the Viney inside 50 thing....AGAIN

Too many Brain dead Zombies out there.  Season 2025 is dead and buried with em

 

Bye bye Goodwin.

You've found ways to make us worse each year after 2021.

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    Our skills are that bad

     

    Goodwin can go. How do you not put someone on Combden? Just dumb

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    Trash.

    We have had the SAME issue for 3 [censored] seasons and literally not one thing has been done to fix it.

    Goody your time is up 

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    2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    This is peak 2024 Demons

    Keep giving 100% (this Q) and then kicking to the other team 

    why bother you morons!?

    Forward 50 entries are just nauseating 

     

    That quarter is close to the worst skills ever seen. Seriously abysmal. The forward line is terrible but disposal is so dumb.

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    Just now, layzie said:

    How can we look so gassed at Rd 2?

    We never had the most athletic players but Oliver strolling around ditto Max.

    We really need more young people coming in.


    Absolutely unmatchable that quarter. To think with basic fundamentals we'd probably be even. 

    Where is the love?

    no helping of team mates. North are dictating to us. [censored] that. We should be sticking up them and fly the flag. 

    Surely it's not that hard to kick it towards our forwards....

    Disgusting efficiency inside 50 against one of the worst defensive teams in the league.

    1 minute ago, poita said:

    None of our forwards want to lead up and demand the football. 

    That what Stevie j said on mmm. Said our forwards just stand there & no one moves to create anything. Also they huddle together. 

    Hopefully this doesn't blow out

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    Just now, At the break of Gawn said:

    Goodwin can go. How do you not put someone on Combden? Just dumb

    Everyone goes on about Goodwin, but he can’t help viney absolutely, totally, completely, butchering the ball going i50 time and time and time and time again.

    Shocking stuff 

    Absolutely pathetic skills .

    Gonna be another ordinary year I fear.

    We decided to try that Quarter. Nice of them 

    But the damage was done in the first half 

    5 goal loss coming up. North can taste it. all they need to do is let us kick the ball to them 

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    2 minutes ago, GCDee said:

    Trash.

    We have had the SAME issue for 3 [censored] seasons and literally not one thing has been done to fix it.

    Goody your time is up 

    Overdue, massive underachiever.

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    Will need 7 goals in the last to win as we will give up a few on turnover.


    Are we the dumbest team in the AFL or f kn what let's just bomb it in with an extra behind the ball and don't forget to put lots of air on it too.

    🤦

    Reckon we can play one good quarter? 

     

    Jack Viney is the worst kick inside 50 in the comp. We should've let him go to North.

    Charlie Spargo is atrocious. Running back into a pack and hand balling over his head. Jesus.

    The vultures will circle for us this week. 
     

    We are very good chance of going 0-4, 0-5. Can’t see us winning a game for a while. 


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