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20 hours ago, John Demonic said:

Does Sam have any hobbies on the itinerary outside of footy?

Coaches junior footy at my local club, any opinions on journalism aside, heโ€™s great with the kids.

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2 hours ago, JJJ said:

Damn it! Just realised I can no longer travel to the US with the above on the interwebs.

Would you even want to

6 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Couldn't agree more. I'm predicting it un folds like this:

  1. We send JVR to Sydney cos they take our leftovers for two first rounders

  2. We trade one of the first rounders to GWS for Jesse

  3. We send Jesse to Shockers together with the other first round

  4. Shockers on trade Jesse to Meth Coke and the other first rounder

  5. Meth Coke send Harley to us.

  6. Shockers get nothing as payback for taking the Wiz.

that's a top piece of analysis. But we want Jesse too as well as Action Jackson

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4 hours ago, JJJ said:

Is that an offical diagnosis of Donaldโ€™s mental capacity? I thought maybe dementia.

Damn it! Just realised I can no longer travel to the US with the above on the interwebs.

Are you now, or have you ever been in the past, JJJ?

US Immigration is sure to ask.

Nawwww ๐ŸŽป

Why Dockers are so disappointed...
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Why Dockers are so disappointed with Demons over Jackson...

โ€œMelbourne should take our players names out of their mouth!โ€


5 minutes ago, layzie said:

Nawwww ๐ŸŽป

Why Dockers are so disappointed...
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Why Dockers are so disappointed with Demons over Jackson...

โ€œMelbourne should take our players names out of their mouth!โ€

Good lord! They poached him after three seasons. The [censored] gall.

Pot kettle black by Freo.

Happy to constantly make numerous approaches to Jesse Hogan, Luke Jackson and Jeff Farmer over the journey but when it happens to them, they throw the toys out of the dot.

Hope they never see a premiership in their lifetime.

Just now, dazzledavey36 said:

Pot kettle black by Freo.

Happy to constantly make numerous approaches to Jesse Hogan, Luke Jackson and Jeff Farmer over the journey but when it happens to them, they throw the toys out of the dot.

Hope they never see a premiership in their lifetime.

Simon obviously missed the interview with Andy Brayshaw a couple months ago saying he would love to have Pickett at Freo....

Seriously they are insufferable as a club. Have an inferiority complex due to their standing against big brother the Eagles.

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Unbelievable hypocrisy or just a slip up from Simon?

Andrew Brayshaw comments in Feb 2025 (4 months ago!!):

"I do know 'Kozzy' and we would love - if he's listening to this - we would love to have him next year," Brayshaw said.

He joked he would have to engage brother Angus, a premiership teammate of Pickett, as a middle man.

"I think Kozzy knows how good it would be over here. So if he's ever considering it we would definitely have him," he said.

God how embarrassing for them to have a headline like that after not only poaching our players but constantly doing that exact thing to our players like Kozzie. Just a dumb thing for them to come out with. Total pot calling kettle black stuff haha well done Freo way to be total hypocrites.


54 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Pot kettle black by Freo.

Happy to constantly make numerous approaches to Jesse Hogan, Luke Jackson and Jeff Farmer over the journey but when it happens to them, they throw the toys out of the dot.

Hope they never see a premiership in their lifetime.

You can add Kozzie to their wish list.

HYPOCRITES.

1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Pot kettle black by Freo.

Happy to constantly make numerous approaches to Jesse Hogan, Luke Jackson and Jeff Farmer over the journey but when it happens to them, they throw the toys out of the dot.

Hope they never see a premiership in their lifetime.

I guess we started it when we poached Jeff White from them. Itโ€™s just normal every day football shenanigans and the exploitation and uncertainties of the go home factor.

Edited by John Crow Batty

2 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

I guess we started it when we poached Jeff White from them. Itโ€™s just normal every day football shenanigans.

yes and Langdon. Hey Freo have had so many players ripped away from them I find them hard to hate.

Waiting for the next name they'll put in their mouths:

Who do we think it'll be?

-Rivers

-McVee

-JVR

I think they should start improving at drafting local talent, not the MFCs fault that we can actually identify WA talent.

1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Pot kettle black by Freo.

Happy to constantly make numerous approaches to Jesse Hogan, Luke Jackson and Jeff Farmer over the journey but when it happens to them, they throw the toys out of the dot.

Hope they never see a premiership in their lifetime.

๐Ÿ’ฏ they had no issues commenting on Jackson when he left and the coach and players have absolutely commented on Pickett this year.


42 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

I guess we started it when we poached Jeff White from them. Itโ€™s just normal every day football shenanigans and the exploitation and uncertainties of the go home factor.

There was a long-drawn out media saga in 1998 where Fremantle were trying to poach one of our champions, Steven Tingay. Thankfully it didn't come to pass.

1 hour ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

Simon obviously missed the interview with Andy Brayshaw a couple months ago saying he would love to have Pickett at Freo....

Seriously they are insufferable as a club. Have an inferiority complex due to their standing against big brother the Eagles.

I'd be embarrassed if I was a Dockers fan. Comes across as some loser that blames the media every time they write something.

Welcome to free enterprise Mr Garlick.

Tin pot club with loser mentality.

1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Pot kettle black by Freo.

Happy to constantly make numerous approaches to Jesse Hogan, Luke Jackson and Jeff Farmer over the journey but when it happens to them, they throw the toys out of the dot.

Hope they never see a premiership in their lifetime.

And happy to let their players openly talk about wanting to play with Kosi!

They are living in absolute fantasy land.

A ridiculous club.

58 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

I guess we started it when we poached Jeff White from them. Itโ€™s just normal every day football shenanigans and the exploitation and uncertainties of the go home factor.

Nah, they started it when they took Jason Norrish.

16 minutes ago, layzie said:

I'd be embarrassed if I was a Dockers fan. Comes across as some loser that blames the media every time they write something.

Welcome to free enterprise Mr Garlick.

Tin pot club with loser mentality.

They drink too much of their WA media bathwater


2 hours ago, layzie said:

Nawwww ๐ŸŽป

Why Dockers are so disappointed...
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Why Dockers are so disappointed with Demons over Jackson...

โ€œMelbourne should take our players names out of their mouth!โ€

Now we just need someone to cut up Simon Garlick saying "Get your mouth on our players", as per the Will Smith edit.

Edited by Adam The God

Good ol' simo the dymo. If he's as clever as reported, he's just playing to the peanut gallery. Some of whom are not in the Freoo echo chamber.

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Is there anyone close to family members from Jacko's missus side?

Are we in the game here or was this just Jacko management asking in another way for more ruck minutes?

Edited by YesitwasaWin4theAges


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