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4 hours ago, layzie said:

Scoop’s in the stairwell making some new medicine
Morris pounds the pavement, looking for acknowledgment
Robbo in a trench coat, smokes out, laid off
Breakfast show with Harf, not as good a pay-off

Lookout tweets, it’s something you did
God knows when but you’re losing all your friends
You better duck to the US looking for the new Trac
The man in a big branded cap in a big pig pen
Wants 11 million followers, you only got 10.

Oh Purple, Ralphy, Caroline and Cleary
Gather round the ink well, quality is hard to tell
Try hard, get barred, get volkaneo’d, get railed
Get sacked, get mail, join Seven if you fail

Lookout tweets, it’s something you did
God knows when but you’re losing all your friends
You better duck down the alleyway looking for an ambulance
Don’t wanna look dumb, walk and chew gum
Don’t follow leakers, or forget to feed the meter.
 

His Bobness Lord Dylan might even be impressed by this ….

Outstanding 😊

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19 hours ago, von said:

Yeah, I am 

Can we meet for a schanppes and sauerkraut and maybe a herring or two, and, Noz Drowie, a Wodka in memory of Danzig and Konigsberg??

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1 hour ago, Monbon said:

Can we meet for a schanppes and sauerkraut and maybe a herring or two, and, Noz Drowie, a Wodka in memory of Danzig and Konigsberg??

The food sounds wonderful. The pain of losing these once great lands is something my family and I have tried to move on from.

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15 minutes ago, von said:

The food sounds wonderful. The pain of losing these once great lands is something my family and I have tried to move on from.

My grandmother was from 'Breslau'. Wow, so du bist auch ein sauerkraut muncher. Seriously, on message, send me your email address and I can post two of my stories - 'Otto van', and 'Mother Tongue'. 

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On 21/10/2024 at 21:08, Monbon said:

Are you related to Otto Von Bismarck? I've just written a story called Otto Van - the Van after Ludwig Van, of course. 

Sounds like a droog thing to ask

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Oliver met with Geelong.

Geelong asked the question.

Melbourne asked for three first rounders and told them we won't budge on that.

Geelong said they won't/can't do that.

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For McClure et al to bang on about clearing his Dees locker and choosing his number at the Cats is pure BS.

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33 minutes ago, Witches Hat said:

Oliver met with Geelong.

Geelong asked the question.

Melbourne asked for three first rounders and told them we won't budge on that.

Geelong said they won't/can't do that.

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For McClure et al to bang on about clearing his Dees locker and choosing his number at the Cats is pure BS.

too many afl journalists have gotten ahead of themselves, and see themselves as king makers

but they are just egocentric scribblers addicted and deluded by the allure of the click

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

too many afl journalists have gotten ahead of themselves, and see themselves as king makers

but they are just egocentric scribblers addicted and deluded by the allure of the click

they are all fwits. And the managers seem even worse. Toxic cycle of gullable young footballers unwittingly fuelling the mess.

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12 hours ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

He said it to camera on Channel 7.

Still wasting your time Wilmoy how many times are you refusing to believe what Clarry said. All that matters now is he is on board and getting raring  to go. Let it rest. As KD said he said it on Nat TV Ch 7 last Saturday at the races when interviewed. Other footballers were on the same program from Ch 7 obviously invited to attend on the day. 

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