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23 yo

Collects the footy

Has speed and endurance 

Plays forward as well so can rotate through there.

We have salary from brayshaw and ANB leaving. 

Go and get him!

 

A poor field kick but an explosive & quick goal kicking mid

He'll be great for Jeelong unfortunately 

 

Got the big Cotton On sponsorship deal to go to the Cats would have no interest in coming to us

He will go to the Cats and I hope he is a culture killer. Can’t remember them having a bloke like him on the books

This should be interesting 

 
3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

He will go to the Cats and I hope he is a culture killer. Can’t remember them having a bloke like him on the books

This should be interesting 

Stengle 


We used to recruit players that could run but simply could not kick. They would just run around all day on the field while we got flogged.

26 minutes ago, DubDee said:

He will go to the Cats and I hope he is a culture killer. Can’t remember them having a bloke like him on the books

This should be interesting 

Jack Stevens

2 hours ago, Slartibartfast said:

Stengle 

a star who has a massive ego and a trillion social media followers?

1 hour ago, whatwhat say what said:

Jack Stevens

not kidding

don’t know who he is 

6 hours ago, DubDee said:

a star who has a massive ego and a trillion social media followers?

Yep, culture killers those types. 


11 hours ago, DubDee said:

He will go to the Cats and I hope he is a culture killer. Can’t remember them having a bloke like him on the books

This should be interesting 

Jack Steven

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9 hours ago, DubDee said:

not kidding

don’t know who he is 

jack steven was a former aints skipper who had a slew of off-field issues, including being stabbed in the chest shortly after the trade to the puddy tatts was completed

he didn't even complete a full season down in sleepy hollow and retired at the end of his first season with a year to go on his contract

Edited by whatwhat say what

No chance to get him (will go Cats 100% - why would he come to us? He's guaranteed a prelim next year with the cats, probably, and media pressure/scrutiny and drama/who knows what kind of performance with us), but it's fine, don't want him anyway, he's not the kind of guy we need to lift us next year - we need leaders who play a reliable brand of footy and can inspire others to do the same. 

We don’t need to recruit another [censored].


2 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

jack steven was a former aints skipper who had a slew of off-field issues, including being stabbed in the chest shortly after the trade to the puddy tatts was completed

he didn't even complete a full season down in sleepy hollow and retired at the end of his first season with a year to go on his contract

Wasn't he caught binging at the local TAB/Pub day after day while he was suppose to be in rehab as well?

3 hours ago, ignition. said:

Wasn't he caught binging at the local TAB/Pub day after day while he was suppose to be in rehab as well?

sounds like the sort of thing he would do

his fall from skipper to the slums was super sad

 
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He's an A grade midfielder (former number 8 pick) that is about to enter his prime.

We are losing our only runner and we are already slow. He instantly makes us better.

People saying we should go get MacRae surely are not serious when there is a player of this calibre also on the table. Why settle for MacRae. Go and get the cream of the crop Melbourne 

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