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42 minutes ago, binman said:

People - or person?

Sheeit, time for a disguiseðŸĪŠ

 
On 06/01/2025 at 09:11, Dannyz said:

I got told last year Goody became increasingly agitated about people watching on at Casey. He was told to cool off. 

Goody or the fan yelling out to give Jeffo a game?

Edited by rjay

1 hour ago, Dannyz said:

I got told last year Goody became increasingly agitated about people watching on at Casey. He was told to cool off. 

Richo, on the other hand, likes having the gates open. 

 
44 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Sheeit, time for a disguiseðŸĪŠ

If they put up with me at Gosch’s they’ll put up with anyone 😅

Melbourne Demons Head Coach and Senior Players Flee the country on Unscheduled Bali Getaway Amid Off-Field Controversies

Melbourne, Australia - In a surprise move, Melbourne Demons head coach Simon Goodwin and several senior players have departed for Bali, Indonesia, amidst a flurry of off-field controversies.

The sudden departure comes on the heels of an incident involving Melbourne defender Steven May, who was spotted socializing with Richmond players at a Sorrento pub. This incident followed closely on the heels of Richmond premiership player Noah Balta's arrest for assault at a country Victorian pub.

Sources suggest that connections have been drawn between Richmond's off-field dramas and the Melbourne Football Club, prompting Goodwin and several senior players to board a Jetstar flight to Bali. The Indonesian island is reportedly a popular destination for football personalities seeking a low-key getaway.

Notably, recently retired Richmond superstar Dustin Martin has also been known to frequent Bali. While the motivations behind Goodwin's and the senior players' departure are unclear, the timing has raised eyebrows among football fans and pundits alike.


22 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Melbourne Demons Head Coach and Senior Players Flee the country on Unscheduled Bali Getaway Amid Off-Field Controversies

Melbourne, Australia - In a surprise move, Melbourne Demons head coach Simon Goodwin and several senior players have departed for Bali, Indonesia, amidst a flurry of off-field controversies.

The sudden departure comes on the heels of an incident involving Melbourne defender Steven May, who was spotted socializing with Richmond players at a Sorrento pub. This incident followed closely on the heels of Richmond premiership player Noah Balta's arrest for assault at a country Victorian pub.

Sources suggest that connections have been drawn between Richmond's off-field dramas and the Melbourne Football Club, prompting Goodwin and several senior players to board a Jetstar flight to Bali. The Indonesian island is reportedly a popular destination for football personalities seeking a low-key getaway.

Notably, recently retired Richmond superstar Dustin Martin has also been known to frequent Bali. While the motivations behind Goodwin's and the senior players' departure are unclear, the timing has raised eyebrows among football fans and pundits alike.

Give the man a Walkley award. Fabricated muckraking journalism of the highest order!

28 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Melbourne Demons Head Coach and Senior Players Flee the country on Unscheduled Bali Getaway Amid Off-Field Controversies

Melbourne, Australia - In a surprise move, Melbourne Demons head coach Simon Goodwin and several senior players have departed for Bali, Indonesia, amidst a flurry of off-field controversies.

The sudden departure comes on the heels of an incident involving Melbourne defender Steven May, who was spotted socializing with Richmond players at a Sorrento pub. This incident followed closely on the heels of Richmond premiership player Noah Balta's arrest for assault at a country Victorian pub.

Sources suggest that connections have been drawn between Richmond's off-field dramas and the Melbourne Football Club, prompting Goodwin and several senior players to board a Jetstar flight to Bali. The Indonesian island is reportedly a popular destination for football personalities seeking a low-key getaway.

Notably, recently retired Richmond superstar Dustin Martin has also been known to frequent Bali. While the motivations behind Goodwin's and the senior players' departure are unclear, the timing has raised eyebrows among football fans and pundits alike.

you’re a bit too good at this.

29 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Melbourne Demons Head Coach and Senior Players Flee the country on Unscheduled Bali Getaway Amid Off-Field Controversies

Melbourne, Australia - In a surprise move, Melbourne Demons head coach Simon Goodwin and several senior players have departed for Bali, Indonesia, amidst a flurry of off-field controversies.

The sudden departure comes on the heels of an incident involving Melbourne defender Steven May, who was spotted socializing with Richmond players at a Sorrento pub. This incident followed closely on the heels of Richmond premiership player Noah Balta's arrest for assault at a country Victorian pub.

Sources suggest that connections have been drawn between Richmond's off-field dramas and the Melbourne Football Club, prompting Goodwin and several senior players to board a Jetstar flight to Bali. The Indonesian island is reportedly a popular destination for football personalities seeking a low-key getaway.

Notably, recently retired Richmond superstar Dustin Martin has also been known to frequent Bali. While the motivations behind Goodwin's and the senior players' departure are unclear, the timing has raised eyebrows among football fans and pundits alike.

Contributing this largely wrongful post is not helping MFC at all.

Many reading this dribble will for rightly or wrongfully believe some or all of it and believe it is true. We criticise journalists for inaccurate and misleading statements about our Club yet seem oblivious to this sort of post that is not even funny enough but deals with the truth and fiction all in one. 

It is a waste of time and should be not approved for publication. 

 
3 hours ago, chook fowler said:

What's with all the Weddings - no shotguns inolved, I hope.

I’m more worried about honeymoons happening 9 months away from finals 

No september babies please Trac 👍ðŸŧ


1 hour ago, 58er said:

Contributing this largely wrongful post is not helping MFC at all.

Many reading this dribble will for rightly or wrongfully believe some or all of it and believe it is true. We criticise journalists for inaccurate and misleading statements about our Club yet seem oblivious to this sort of post that is not even funny enough but deals with the truth and fiction all in one. 

It is a waste of time and should be not approved for publication. 

Would be good if we could have an irony font. or perhaps we should just introduce them with an introduction of a phantom journalist. 

Most of the attempts at humour are not funny (I accept responsibility for that) but most are pretty obvious as jokes. I give demonland readers greater credit for being able to discern fact from fiction they have had a lifetime of it.  Much of the repartee on this site comes from such exchanges and people can easily opt out

 

But I take your point. Many people read the dribble that is presented by real journalists and much of it should not be approved for publication .

1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

Jeez @58er, are you related to Franky who is always cranky?

 

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Well not all people regard what’s written in DL as a joke.its not funny and there is no point in writing stupid info that can’t be taken as gospel by some. 

I font enjoy reading [censored] like that. 

No one deserves that to be served up purporting to be humour in our posts. 

1 hour ago, 58er said:

Contributing this largely wrongful post is not helping MFC at all.

Many reading this dribble will for rightly or wrongfully believe some or all of it and believe it is true. We criticise journalists for inaccurate and misleading statements about our Club yet seem oblivious to this sort of post that is not even funny enough but deals with the truth and fiction all in one. 

It is a waste of time and should be not approved for publication. 

Ask to see the manager, Karen. 
 

 

 

 

42 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Ask to see the manager, Karen. 
 

 

 

 

That comma is unnecessary.

51 minutes ago, 58er said:

Well not all people regard what’s written in DL as a joke.its not funny and there is no point in writing stupid info that can’t be taken as gospel by some. 

I font enjoy reading [censored] like that. 

No one deserves that to be served up purporting to be humour in our posts. 

I can state with certainty that it’s gospel that Max Gawn, Jake Lever and Jake Melksham and their respective families have been sighted in Bali.


DEMONLAND IN CHAOS: 58er Sounds Alarm on Satire Slip-Ups

Suburban Melbourne, Australia - In a shocking turn of events, longtime Demonland poster and self-appointed tone police, "58er", has come forward with grave concerns that some readers of the site may be unable to distinguish satire from serious commentary.

Sources close to the matter have revealed that 58er's crusade against misinterpreted satire began after a fellow poster jokingly suggested that the Melbourne Demons' lackluster performance on the field was due to their secret love of knitting.

"I was horrified," 58er said in an exclusive interview. "I mean, who wouldn't know that was a joke? But then I started thinking, what if there are others out there who take everything at face value?"

58er's concerns have been met with skepticism by some, who point out that the Demonland community has a long history of embracing satire and humor.

However, 58er remains resolute in his mission to protect the site's readers from themselves. "I'm not trying to be the fun police," he insists. "I just want to make sure that everyone understands what's real and what's not."

In related news, fellow Demonland poster "cranky franky" has come out in support of 58er's crusade. "I'm sick of people not posting seriously," cranky franky said. "I mean, I'm a very serious person with very serious opinions. And I won't let anyone undermine that with their 'jokes' and their 'humor'."

The Demonland community remains divided on the issue, with some calling for 58er to "lighten up" and others praising his commitment to seriousness.

In the meantime, 58er has announced plans to launch a new website, "Satire-Free Demonzone", where readers can enjoy humor-free discussion and analysis of all things AFL.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

3 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Melbourne Demons Head Coach and Senior Players Flee the country on Unscheduled Bali Getaway Amid Off-Field Controversies

Melbourne, Australia - In a surprise move, Melbourne Demons head coach Simon Goodwin and several senior players have departed for Bali, Indonesia, amidst a flurry of off-field controversies.

The sudden departure comes on the heels of an incident involving Melbourne defender Steven May, who was spotted socializing with Richmond players at a Sorrento pub. This incident followed closely on the heels of Richmond premiership player Noah Balta's arrest for assault at a country Victorian pub.

Sources suggest that connections have been drawn between Richmond's off-field dramas and the Melbourne Football Club, prompting Goodwin and several senior players to board a Jetstar flight to Bali. The Indonesian island is reportedly a popular destination for football personalities seeking a low-key getaway.

Notably, recently retired Richmond superstar Dustin Martin has also been known to frequent Bali. While the motivations behind Goodwin's and the senior players' departure are unclear, the timing has raised eyebrows among football fans and pundits alike.

who are you really

4 minutes ago, forever demons said:

who are you really

Shades of Titus O'riely!


Goody’s wedding outfit.

Goody angry at fans at Casey.

58er not being able to take a joke.

May being at the pub.

Geez we need a training report ASAP.

I'm sure it's not the first time someone on here has confused parody with reality nor drivel with dribble. 

7 hours ago, Dannyz said:

I got told last year Goody became increasingly agitated about people watching on at Casey. He was told to cool off. 

Goody at one point had ample reason to be annoyed with a certain spectator consistently being there.

 

A certain list manager from another club who watched training after training and eventually got the request of the player he was most interested in watching to go to *his* club on a 7 year multimillion dollar dealâ€Ķ 

 
45 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Goody’s wedding outfit.

I mean did you see it...

His bride looked a million bucks and he looked like a 90's chav from manchester

12 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

I mean did you see it...

His bride looked a million bucks and he looked like a 90's chav from manchester

I did see it just then and I agree it’s not overly great.


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