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KOZZY A DEMON FOR LIFE!!!

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I don't know how Sam Edmund found a paddle big enough to stir [censored] that hard.

 

JFC. Is there a player the media won't try to get out of the club?

Just now, Clintosaurus said:

JFC. Is there a player the media won't try to get out of the club?

To be fair there’s a story about clubs approaching Nick Daicos

This is prime hunting season for nuffies masquerading as journalists

 

Kozzie is a jet.

His output shouldn’t change a bit with the loss of one or both leaving.

Only thing they have to do is make a team to allow him to still be as good as he can be.

No one in their right mind would have thought on 11 June that Goodwin was anything other than in danger of being sacked at any time in the upcoming 18 months. No matter how hard he might have wanted to deny it in his mind.

Trac wanted out last year. Clarry’s issues are well known to the playing group.

It might be surprising that it’s all happened in 4 months, but that’s all. None of this has happened totally out of the blue.


Also, the absolute gall of Kane to say Koz has been let down by the club.

All year Kane’s been saying we can’t keep playing Trac and Oliver in the midfield.

If we’d kept them and made no changes into 2026, he’d have said the same thing - “all well and good to reward Pickett with the money but by continuing to play Petracca and Oliver in that midfield, they’re just not letting him be the best player he can be”.

1 hour ago, titan_uranus said:

Also, the absolute gall of Kane to say Koz has been let down by the club.

All year Kane’s been saying we can’t keep playing Trac and Oliver in the midfield.

If we’d kept them and made no changes into 2026, he’d have said the same thing - “all well and good to reward Pickett with the money but by continuing to play Petracca and Oliver in that midfield, they’re just not letting him be the best player he can be”.

Kane flip flops all the time to just suit his own narrative. Imagine if we make finals next year and Blues are bottom 4, he'll say how Guerra and King are geniuses for blowing the place up while Carlton have let down Cripps etc for not moving on Voss. Yet no one will pull Cornes up on what he said 12 months ago which opposes this.

This is such a non story. There is no world where we entertain a kozzie trade. It’ll be fine

 

Every single scenario would be factored in at the negotiation stage.

7 years is a long time and a lot changes.

8 minutes ago, layzie said:

Every single scenario would be factored in at the negotiation stage.

7 years is a long time and a lot changes.

Now he's THE MAN

Kozzie is young enough to be in the next Dees team that is a real contender for the flag.

Just now, No. 31 said:

Kozzie is young enough to be in the next Dees team that is a real contender for the flag.

And young enough to potentially live long enough to see the Blues win another.


1 hour ago, Roost it far said:

And young enough to potentially live long enough to see the Blues win another.

He's not immortal.

23 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

JFC. Is there a player the media won't try to get out of the club?

JEFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOO.

Of course it's possible that Kosi is wrapped with the course of events over the last month.


2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Or is he? Not according to Kano.

Planting seeds for the next 3-4 years. When we finish bottom 4 over the next 3 years watch the media come for him.

3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Or is he? Not according to Kano.

Lemmie guess - he'd be a good fit for Port? [censored] off Kane Cornes.

Pure crystal balling from Kano. He might be right, he might not be right.

You could have the same take with any long term contracted player right now.

 

F off Kane - there’s a billion trades going down today, shut up and report on what’s actually happening you ex-firefighting mongoose

Just now, Neitz the Great said:

F off Kane - there’s a billion trades going down today, shut up and report on what’s actually happening you ex-firefighting mongoose

Byron should’ve dump tackled him harder


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