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3 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Foreman went in as the clear favourite (Footscray) and Ali (Melbourne) knocked out Foreman in the eighth round.ย 

Will the Sacibas get the Dogs like it did Georgeย 

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Just now, Demonstone said:

We're a big chance as Footscray are banned from training at their usual venue.

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Apparently we used to be allowed to hold up signs like thisโ€ฆ

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๐Ÿคญ

Nowadays what tonightโ€™s banner says is about as far as we can go: โ€œDemon Spirit vs Doggy Biteโ€

Personally not a fan of this wording but the Club clearly is. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธย 

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I'm expecting something like a R23 2021 type win or a GF 2021 scorecard.ย 

Statement game to the naysayers.

33 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

What a beautiful sunny winterโ€™s morning here in Melbz. A perfect morning to wallow in defeatism, amirite guys???

LOLS I get it that not everyone is as deluded as I am. ๐Ÿ˜…

This is how I see it: every match is winnable, thereโ€™s no such thing as a foregone conclusion. At the first bounce both teams are on the same score, no one gets a head start.

Anyways we have every chance of winning, and I know we can. Moreover, I think we will!!!

GIVE โ€˜EM HELL, DEMONS!

SHOW NO MERCY!!!

Break out the defibrillators yโ€™allโ€ฆDees by Rooey - 2 pts ๐Ÿ˜

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PS Iโ€™ve implemented a self-imposed ban from DL in the event of a loss. Postgame thread is a no-go until at least 24-36 hours afterwards, by which time I should be able to read posts without wanting to punch someone in the throat. ๐Ÿ˜

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I know we shouldn't win tonight but I betting we will.

Dees by twenty seven.


For my fellow degenerate gamblers on here

Do we like the 22.5 head start?

Ali was a racist.
Just sayin'.

ย 

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

What a beautiful sunny winterโ€™s morning here in Melbz. A perfect morning to wallow in defeatism, amirite guys???

LOLS I get it that not everyone is as deluded as I am. ๐Ÿ˜…

This is how I see it: every match is winnable, thereโ€™s no such thing as a foregone conclusion. At the first bounce both teams are on the same score, no one gets a head start.

Anyways we have every chance of winning, and I know we can. Moreover, I think we will!!!

GIVE โ€˜EM HELL, DEMONS!

SHOW NO MERCY!!!

Break out the defibrillators yโ€™allโ€ฆDees by Rooey - 2 pts ๐Ÿ˜

ย 

PS Iโ€™ve implemented a self-imposed ban from DL in the event of a loss. Postgame thread is a no-go until at least 24-36 hours afterwards, by which time I should be able to read posts without wanting to punch someone in the throat. ๐Ÿ˜

ย 

Yep get it done ,WCW jump the fence and punch the Michael Bolton impersonator in the throat,try and sing now baby

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1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

We're a big chance as Footscray are banned from training at their usual venue.

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The gift that keeps on giving hey DS.

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Apparently we used to be allowed to hold up signs like thisโ€ฆ

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๐Ÿคญ

Nowadays what tonightโ€™s banner says is about as far as we can go: โ€œDemon Spirit vs Doggy Biteโ€

Personally not a fan of this wording but the Club clearly is. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธย 

I might be too late but my suggestion for the banner is:

WHAT NOISE DOES FOUR BOMBS MAKE??


1 hour ago, SthSea22 said:

For my fellow degenerate gamblers on here

Do we like the 22.5 head start?

not really. if the Dags win itโ€™ll be by plenty. they get on a roll

I do however think weโ€™ll win by under 25

because - no logical reasonย 

I reckon our smalls plus Melk and Fritsch can do some damage up front tonight. Their tall backs are average, once we donโ€™t plonk it on Jonesโ€™ head

Spread them, move Jones out of position.ย 

just need some (gulp) accurate kicking going forward

Jamarra to kick 2 + goals

WB to win

T Rivers 25+ disposals

ย 

Odds - 3.50

1 hour ago, SthSea22 said:

For my fellow degenerate gamblers on here

Do we like the 22.5 head start?

Nope.ย 


1 hour ago, Fork 'em said:

Ali was a racist.
Just sayin'.

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Had a mean streak at times but was still the greatest.

Wicked sense of humor.

ย 

7 hours ago, Beetle said:

Me pre game at Marvel tonight.

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Thats you most pre games!


Canโ€™t see us getting remotely close. Happy to be proven wrong of courseย 

Just now, The heart beats true said:

Why is this game listed to start at 7:15? Thats very unusual isnโ€™t it?

It was originally supposed to start at 7:30. They changed it so as folks could watch the other match scheduled for tonight without missing too much of it.

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It was originally supposed to start at 7:30. They changed it so as folks could watch the other match scheduled for tonight without missing too much of it.

Oh ok. Thanks. I bet half the TV audience will turn on at 7:30 and wonder how we are already 8 goals up.

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3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Apparently we used to be allowed to hold up signs like thisโ€ฆ

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๐Ÿคญ

Nowadays what tonightโ€™s banner says is about as far as we can go: โ€œDemon Spirit vs Doggy Biteโ€

Personally not a fan of this wording but the Club clearly is. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธย 

I reckon you should've gone with 'style' instead of 'bite'


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