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3 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Foreman went in as the clear favourite (Footscray) and Ali (Melbourne) knocked out Foreman in the eighth round. 

Will the Sacibas get the Dogs like it did George 

 

We're a big chance as Footscray are banned from training at their usual venue.

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Just now, Demonstone said:

We're a big chance as Footscray are banned from training at their usual venue.

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Apparently we used to be allowed to hold up signs like this…

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Nowadays what tonight’s banner says is about as far as we can go: “Demon Spirit vs Doggy Bite”

Personally not a fan of this wording but the Club clearly is. 🤷‍♀️ 

 

I'm expecting something like a R23 2021 type win or a GF 2021 scorecard. 

Statement game to the naysayers.

33 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

What a beautiful sunny winter’s morning here in Melbz. A perfect morning to wallow in defeatism, amirite guys???

LOLS I get it that not everyone is as deluded as I am. 😅

This is how I see it: every match is winnable, there’s no such thing as a foregone conclusion. At the first bounce both teams are on the same score, no one gets a head start.

Anyways we have every chance of winning, and I know we can. Moreover, I think we will!!!

GIVE ‘EM HELL, DEMONS!

SHOW NO MERCY!!!

Break out the defibrillators y’all…Dees by Rooey - 2 pts 😁

 

PS I’ve implemented a self-imposed ban from DL in the event of a loss. Postgame thread is a no-go until at least 24-36 hours afterwards, by which time I should be able to read posts without wanting to punch someone in the throat. 😁

 

I know we shouldn't win tonight but I betting we will.

Dees by twenty seven.


For my fellow degenerate gamblers on here

Do we like the 22.5 head start?

Ali was a racist.
Just sayin'.

 

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

What a beautiful sunny winter’s morning here in Melbz. A perfect morning to wallow in defeatism, amirite guys???

LOLS I get it that not everyone is as deluded as I am. 😅

This is how I see it: every match is winnable, there’s no such thing as a foregone conclusion. At the first bounce both teams are on the same score, no one gets a head start.

Anyways we have every chance of winning, and I know we can. Moreover, I think we will!!!

GIVE ‘EM HELL, DEMONS!

SHOW NO MERCY!!!

Break out the defibrillators y’all…Dees by Rooey - 2 pts 😁

 

PS I’ve implemented a self-imposed ban from DL in the event of a loss. Postgame thread is a no-go until at least 24-36 hours afterwards, by which time I should be able to read posts without wanting to punch someone in the throat. 😁

 

Yep get it done ,WCW jump the fence and punch the Michael Bolton impersonator in the throat,try and sing now baby

 
1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

We're a big chance as Footscray are banned from training at their usual venue.

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The gift that keeps on giving hey DS.

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Apparently we used to be allowed to hold up signs like this…

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🤭

Nowadays what tonight’s banner says is about as far as we can go: “Demon Spirit vs Doggy Bite”

Personally not a fan of this wording but the Club clearly is. 🤷‍♀️ 

I might be too late but my suggestion for the banner is:

WHAT NOISE DOES FOUR BOMBS MAKE??


1 hour ago, SthSea22 said:

For my fellow degenerate gamblers on here

Do we like the 22.5 head start?

not really. if the Dags win it’ll be by plenty. they get on a roll

I do however think we’ll win by under 25

because - no logical reason 

I reckon our smalls plus Melk and Fritsch can do some damage up front tonight. Their tall backs are average, once we don’t plonk it on Jones’ head

Spread them, move Jones out of position. 

just need some (gulp) accurate kicking going forward

Jamarra to kick 2 + goals

WB to win

T Rivers 25+ disposals

 

Odds - 3.50

1 hour ago, SthSea22 said:

For my fellow degenerate gamblers on here

Do we like the 22.5 head start?

Nope. 


1 hour ago, Fork 'em said:

Ali was a racist.
Just sayin'.

 

Had a mean streak at times but was still the greatest.

Wicked sense of humor.

 

7 hours ago, Beetle said:

Me pre game at Marvel tonight.

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Thats you most pre games!


Can’t see us getting remotely close. Happy to be proven wrong of course 

Just now, The heart beats true said:

Why is this game listed to start at 7:15? Thats very unusual isn’t it?

It was originally supposed to start at 7:30. They changed it so as folks could watch the other match scheduled for tonight without missing too much of it.

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It was originally supposed to start at 7:30. They changed it so as folks could watch the other match scheduled for tonight without missing too much of it.

Oh ok. Thanks. I bet half the TV audience will turn on at 7:30 and wonder how we are already 8 goals up.

 
3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Apparently we used to be allowed to hold up signs like this…

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🤭

Nowadays what tonight’s banner says is about as far as we can go: “Demon Spirit vs Doggy Bite”

Personally not a fan of this wording but the Club clearly is. 🤷‍♀️ 

I reckon you should've gone with 'style' instead of 'bite'


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