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Absolute joke this club.

We can barely win an easy forward entry and Collingwood transition from back half with relative ease for an easy goal.

 

 

Stuff this. Seriously. 

Nothing has changed, good effort but we are about to witness the nth time we have a scoreless quarter.

 

This is vintage Dees F50 efficiency, feeling nostalgic 🥳

Wow. How deflating is that?

An absolute shambolic mess up forward, outdone on a 2-1 and coughed up (another) goal on turnover. 

What to say? 

 
2 minutes ago, Gunna’s said:

Do we have any respect for ourselves. Stand up to the thug. Don’t let him dictate play 

At least take him out.

Maynard needs to be laid out.

2 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Oliver’s disposal by foot is bloody ordinary.

It's always ordinary.


[censored] hell Oliver..

dead set liability out there.

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Who cares about Maynard how about converting inside 50 to goals. Every week is the same appalling forward craft and coaching. So easily sucker punched.

4 minutes ago, seventyfour said:

I'll kill myself if we concede another by quarter time without getting one ourselves 

RIP ⛪

11 of their best 22 out. 

A team full of ordinary kicks.

Cant stick a a tackle.

Cant kick a goal.

So much talent yet this is what they serve up. 
 

We are currently a joke.

No excuses.


Oliver must be dropped I believe, he's got no form footy or physical.

Since our last horrendous defeat, I needed a break from footy and Demonland. Watching now, with my guts turning with every forward thrust, our lack of composure and brains forward of centre is doing my head in. Not sure I can watch for too long today. 

We are having a good crack and in every contest, but if a ball spills it is three to one as the Pies spread. For the Pies to get a goal from that last forward attempt by the Dees is a window into our thinking and confidence. Sad to watch it all so far.

2 minutes ago, Red But Mostly Blue said:

Does anyone else kind of get the feeling the universe is working against us right now? 2 posters and a score review we would never get in our favour. 

We haven’t disgraced ourselves but a few costly mistakes and misses mean we’re chasing. 

A few?

Two out on the full as well. Fritsch kicking into a Howe smother with two loose forward. 

And then the killer rebound just before the siren

So hard to watch.

Great Trac down injured. Looks like his ribs

2024 can get in the bin 

5 minutes ago, Undeeterred said:

That goal review will get @Clintosaurus up and running!!

Reverse the teams and they don't even look.


If only we had a forward line. Bombing into packs like this when there's no-one there who can take the marks.

1 minute ago, BigBadBustling said:

Kozzie could've snapped Hill in half earlier, didn't. Could've snapped the dog in half then, didn't

He gets suspended every time he goes within 6 feet of someone and then we all lay into him about not letting the team down! 

 
3 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Collingwood fans are way too loud.

We can barely raise a wimper.

Because there's nothing to cheer about 

2 minutes ago, Red But Mostly Blue said:

Wow. How deflating is that?

An absolute shambolic mess up forward, outdone on a 2-1 and coughed up (another) goal on turnover. 

What to say? 

Goodwin keeps playing his darlings, why is Petty still at full forward? Anyone understands?


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