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29 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Cripps throws the ball.*

*Just getting in early.

It seriously does my head in how many times Oliver gets done for throwing yet Cripps never does. They throw it about the same amount. 

 
 
3 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

Jordan is Goodwin watching 

I used to think you were just uneducated but now I realise you're a troll.


Insufficient intent - what an embarrassment 

 

Warner has a super tank.  Gets to so many contests.  Very strong over the ball and ability to put in multiple bursts out of congestion.


1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

This is a shocking game

Carlton are losing and not getting every 50/50 from the umpires, pretty good game to me I reckon

1 minute ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Warner has a super tank.  Gets to so many contests.  Very strong over the ball and ability to put in multiple bursts out of congestion.

Sydney is a team of supreme athletes that can kick. It’s the name of the game now.

Reading this thread, about how good James Jordon is, I am now convinced. We should have kept him and traded Petracca or Oliver.

36 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

It seriously does my head in how many times Oliver gets done for throwing yet Cripps never does. They throw it about the same amount. 

Clarry's def being targeted by the umpiring fraternity here Ang.

While others are left to continue on their merry way.

Some, like Cripps, are untouchable as we witnessed during his default brownlow year.


These rules the AFL have created, make the Game now almost unwatchable 

All the Suits should be held accountable 

It’s a disgrace 

7 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Clarry's def being targeted by the umpiring fraternity here Ang.

While others are left to continue on their merry way.

Some, like Cripps, are untouchable as we witnessed during his default brownlow year.

What about the holding free given to Walsh? Trac and Clarry get absolutely nothing. 

13 minutes ago, Demon_spurs said:

Carlton are losing and not getting every 50/50 from the umpires, pretty good game to me I reckon

The rules have been bastardised to an extreme level now. 

1 minute ago, Gawndy the Great said:

What about the holding free given to Walsh? Trac and Clarry get absolutely nothing. 

Agree. Walsh clearly was complaining to the umps over and over.  Finally got the free.  Trac and Clarry were scragged last week with no frees from the umps.  Heeney also tagged by Hewett.  Being held but Swans have plenty of runners to fill the gap. Swans by 5 goals and more.  


1 hour ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Why doesn’t opposition club get to have its cheer squad behind the goals when playing Sydney?

WCW likely to have an answer. Probably the same reason that the Cats, prior to the new stand being built, had the away cheer squad on the flank. For some reason seats behind the goals are highly sought after. I reckon the GFC were told by the AFL they had to hand over one end (for TV purposes) when the new stand was built. 

Wowee. Come on Logan. Just need you to goal for my multibet. Got the other 4 legs already.

 
1 hour ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Why doesn’t opposition club get to have its cheer squad behind the goals when playing Sydney?

That’s a Sydney members only section. We sit in the pocket a few bays around from them. 

Chad Warner. Fantastic footballer. Terrible haircut 


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