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My 3 word player analysis V Richmond


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Gawn - what a heart

Viney - seemingly playing injured

Rivers - prolific and talented 

Langdon - an important component 

May - continued monstering opponents

Lever - was essentially impassable

Pickett - more rounded performance 

Turner - lively and impressive 

Neal- Bullen - in and under

Howes - hard ball gets

Billings - showed more endeavour

Petracca - powerhouse when required 

McDonald - was impressive again 

Woewodin- not a defender 

Windsor - probably needs resting

Oliver - seemingly still restricted

Fritsch - important but nonchalant 

Sparrow - limited tagging performance 

McVee - some untypical errors

vanRooyen - can’t hold marks

Chandler - had limited impact

Laurie - took his chances 

Petty - slow, rarely noticed

 

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Very balanced three word joe,👍

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Very generous Joeboy

Petty. Terrible body language 

Billings. Time for Casey

VanRooyen. Needs a optometrist 

Trac. Get off Instagram 

Laurie. Deserves full game

Goodwin. One trick pony

If we played anyone half decent tonight we would’ve got flogged

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joeboy-  (spot on) espresso after halftime 

A few observations;

Langdon watch; Mr Ed is a bit like Max runs his own race.

Harrison Petty uncharacteristically playing without confidence. 

Jack Billings 3rd quarter purple patch showed how it’s done.

Dan Turner trust thats not a flash in the pan. Reads the flight of the ball superbly and his kicking was excellent overall.

Bailey Laurie knows how to thread the needle. Well done!

Taj Woewodin strong tackle on Dusty, struggled to match the younger Rioli fleet of foot.

Clayton Oliver a better impact after half time.

Blake Howes performing like that instills belief and self-confidence

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7 hours ago, Billy said:

Very generous Joeboy

Petty. Terrible body language 

Billings. Time for Casey

VanRooyen. Needs a optometrist 

Trac. Get off Instagram 

Laurie. Deserves full game

Goodwin. One trick pony

If we played anyone half decent tonight we would’ve got flogged

Billings best game. But ok some are not satisfied. PETTY BACK TO CASEY!

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1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Billings best game. But ok some are not satisfied. PETTY BACK TO CASEY!

He was ok just imo, 

He’s in the team for his good ball use, haven’t seen much of that & can’t stick a tackle

Two terrible turnovers that resulted in goals

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16 hours ago, Billy said:

Very generous Joeboy

Petty. Terrible body language 

Billings. Time for Casey

VanRooyen. Needs a optometrist 

Trac. Get off Instagram 

Laurie. Deserves full game

Goodwin. One trick pony

If we played anyone half decent tonight we would’ve got flogged

Worst post ever

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