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Demon Dynasty   16,011

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28 minutes ago, BDA said:

some of st Kilda's handball chains are comical. They are a very average football team.

They've over used it badly.   Particularly when they've done some good work prior through the middle to get it to a decent launching spot then go another handball instead of a quick kick inside and then turn the ball over.

They're also not quite as clean in general vs Port.

If they clean those two aspects up and start winning the odd center clearance they're still a reasonable chance though.

Port are very good rebound / sling shot show ponies and pretty decent at CBs but that's about it.

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Luke Darcy commentary. 

Boundary dangerous tackle decision. Darcy "he deliberately smacked the ground with his free hand to exaggerate contact". 3 mins later with Alir. "Higgins is in trouble for that tackle as he pinned both arms" 
Do they realise how f#%*&  stupid they sound?

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Just now, Gawndy the Great said:

Umps doing their thing 

You can say that again.  Anything that resembles something that 'might' be a free to Port and that whistle's a blowin' quicker than you can say "Free kick Port"

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5 minutes ago, Palace Dees said:

Luke Darcy commentary. 

Boundary dangerous tackle decision. Darcy "he deliberately smacked the ground with his free hand to exaggerate contact". 3 mins later with Alir. "Higgins is in trouble for that tackle as he pinned both arms" 
Do they realise how f#%*&  stupid they sound?

Exactly what I was thinking! I wondered if they at some point realised how ridiculous they were being but were too deep into the conversation to stop. Luke Hodge in particular sounded like he was realising the stupidity, mid-sentence. 😅

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5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Exactly what I was thinking! I wondered if they at some point realised how ridiculous they were being but were too deep into the conversation to stop. Luke Hodge in particular sounded like he was realising the stupidity, mid-sentence. 😅

Please just call him Hodge 😂

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12 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

Or Hodgepodge

Or podge. 
 

Podge = obese.
 

Obese rhymes with police.
 

The police were lead by Sting. 
 

Bees sting and they like flowers. 
 

So I’ll call Hodge daffodil from now on. 

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Hahahahahahahaha, can we get these chips into the balls next year please? Jesus

Wait was that in??

2nd edit - I think Daffodil was correct and it was just in. 

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40 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Exactly what I was thinking! I wondered if they at some point realised how ridiculous they were being but were too deep into the conversation to stop. Luke Hodge in particular sounded like he was realising the stupidity, mid-sentence. 😅

They were all deep in thunk

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These umpires, just their usual putrid performance. Why do we even have goal line umpires? They can't make a decision to save their lives.🤢🤢🤢

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1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

7 frees to 1 that quarter. 20 to 8 for the game. 

Port fans still booing the umpires.

Yes the Adelaide teams always get a bad run from the umpires.

Ask any Port fan and they will tell you that every one of the 8 frees Saints have got was an incorrect decision.

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1 hour ago, whatwhat say what said:

how many weeks for higgins

Shouldn’t be any. If you’re being tackled and still choose to try and make a disposal while off balance and about to hit your head if you hit the ground and choose not to brace yourself/body in favour of the potential disposalit’s all on you me thinks.

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