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1 minute ago, gs77 said:

Someone getting their money's worth out of their MCC membership it seems.

That guy is my hero. I love it was caught on TV. I stood and applauded with him. 

 

Early days but loving the fact they have traded out their first round pick to freo and won't get a consolation prize if their season goes completely belly up.

16 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Pies got crucified by the umps.
Free kicks were Saints 30 Pies 15.

Higgins goal from the 3rd row was a nail into the pies hearts.
 Umps were shocking.  

Pies were massacred by the umps.

It was beautiful to watch

🤣🤣😊😊🤣🤣😊😊

 

I'm not the guy in the pic but I was also at game in my Melbourne gear, cheering the Saints on.

Collingwood fans are hilarious and I'm convinced half have no idea what they are watching.

Also particularly enjoyed when they went the early crow not once but twice with their stupid chant, only for half on them to be on their way out the door a few Saints goals later.

Re Higgins' goal... looks in to me!  😎

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5 minutes ago, Nascent said:

Early days but loving the fact they have traded out their first round pick to freo and won't get a consolation prize if their season goes completely belly up.

Freo on the Pies death ride … oh my, the irony. 

Pies tanking for draft picks?


37 minutes ago, TheWiz said:

Lol what?! Please tell me you’re joking!

He was presenting an analogy (I think). 🤷‍♀️  It made no sense at all. I’m sure even he would be puzzled if he watched his presser back. 

36 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

As they fall, any pickings from the carcass? Apart from the Daicos brothers who will have to wither on the vine, who would you take, I used to like McStay, but feeling ho hum about him, Moore would never leave, Hill I rate, Quaynor also, but that is about it, everyone else is looking like a dollar special due to age. 

Yep not much bait there. Maybe Murphy if healthy?

47 minutes ago, rjay said:

Pity it has to be Brisbane.

Both 0-4 would be good to see...

...but I guess you can't have everything.

nil all draw anyone?

 

Considering the last 3 flag winners, we've still been the most consistent one. 


5 hours ago, layzie said:

Yep not much bait there. Maybe Murphy if healthy?

I thought about this but he doesn’t replace May, and I like our guys more. There will be an article about how well we have replaced defenders in last 5 years, Hunt, OMac, Frost, Hibbered, Lovett, Tomlinson when he did his knee, have been replaced by Petty, Bowey, McVee, Rivers, Gus for a period, (Howe, Hore off a very small sample size), and it hasn’t missed a beat. You play in the Men’s department for Melbourne, you are a very serious player, anywhere…Me thinks we could do with more praise for Troy on this fora.

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Egregious spelling

Pies will miss finals.

They remind me of Leicester a few years ago when they won the EPL (2016 i think it was). For a season and a half they couldn't lose even though everyone expected the wheels to come off at any moment. The season after their miraculous win they crashed and burned finishing 12th. 

 

 

A crows win over the cats tonight would set the weekend up perfectly. 

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Putrid umpiring.

Good result.

6 hours ago, rjay said:

Pity it has to be Brisbane.

Both 0-4 would be good to see...

...but I guess you can't have everything.

Nup you definitely want Brisbane to win next week.  The pies can have their easter ruined & go 0-4. 


2 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

How far St Kilda this year?

Prelim final?

You would be a fool to underestimate them. Some great talent coming through and well coached. 

4 minutes ago, Waltham33 said:

You would be a fool to underestimate them. Some great talent coming through and well coached. 

Agreed. They’re definitely underrated and are well in the top 8 mix this year.

8 hours ago, Wodjathefirst said:

Brisbane next week. Zero and four?

Dear god…..🙏

One can only pray. 

1 hour ago, BDA said:

Pies will miss finals.

They remind me of Leicester a few years ago when they won the EPL (2016 i think it was). For a season and a half they couldn't lose even though everyone expected the wheels to come off at any moment. The season after their miraculous win they crashed and burned finishing 12th. 

 

 

If only the Pies could get relegated..

This just in from AFL Headquarters:

If Collingwood lose to Brisbane next week and to a Jack Ginnivan-led Hawthorn the week after in Gather Round, they will be granted exclusive draft access to Nathan Fyfe's twin boys as compensation.

If that happens, expect to hear a lot about Collingwood, Owen Fyfe and Norton Fyfe.


3 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

How far St Kilda this year?

Prelim final?

Carlton lost six (seven?) in a row early last season. Everyone wrote them off, said they wouldn’t make finals. Nek minnit…

3 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

How far St Kilda this year?

Prelim final?

Collingwood are so far off it that I’m not sure beating them right now is necessarily a sign that St Kilda are any good.

 

Every year st kilda are talked up. they never deliver. they've got some good players in King and Marshall and they are well drilled by Lyon but they are a 6-8 team at best. 

8 hours ago, rjay said:

Pity it has to be Brisbane.

Both 0-4 would be good to see...

...but I guess you can't have everything.

Praying for a draw


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