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Crucial As Always list:

  • Dees

Wish list:

  • Saints
  • Crows
  • Roos
  • Tigers (includes Ooz factor)
  • Eagles (getting silly now)

Meh list:

  • SCG's offering
  • Docklands' offering

Thank Goodness! list:

  • Blues and Lions
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    5 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Lyon said nothing 

    What a BS Headline 

    Standard media editing 

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    9 minutes ago, SPC said:

    Standard media editing 

    In 1986 I work at GTV9 News

    It still had high standards back then

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    Spud's game. Presumably Angus will be there with Danielle.

    Maynard will be on field.

    Most of the time I'm not very interested in St Kilda but thursday night I'll be one-eyed.

     

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    So hoping for them to lose again this round.

    I'm enjoying their losses almost as much as our wins.

    Go Saints.

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    Could someone come up with the stats on final positions after starting with 3 losses, pls?

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    Full credit to him but it is kind of annoying that Bobby Hill's two best games are the difference between Collingwood's entire McRae era being a failure or not.

    I would be well pleased to see that arrogant parasite-on-a-throne club drain away to the gutter it crawled out of.

    There are already credible rumours of rifts within the club and when the paint starts to scratch off you can bet we'll get another look at all the unresolved racism, sexism and drug issues their clout enabled them to suppress without resolving.

    Holy [censored], I really do hate Collingwood.

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    Also, what's the statistical probability of their team plane plummeting 30,000 feet into an oil refinery some time this season. 

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    50 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    Also, what's the statistical probability of their team plane plummeting 30,000 feet into an oil refinery some time this season. 

    could you make that a sewerage farm, rab?

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    1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

    Full credit to him but it is kind of annoying that Bobby Hill's two best games are the difference between Collingwood's entire McRae era being a failure or not.

    I would be well pleased to see that arrogant parasite-on-a-throne club drain away to the gutter it crawled out of.

    There are already credible rumours of rifts within the club and when the paint starts to scratch off you can bet we'll get another look at all the unresolved racism, sexism and drug issues their clout enabled them to suppress without resolving.

    Holy [censored], I really do hate Collingwood.

    He was so good against us, I thought it was a total fluke

    Turns out lightning did strike twice that month unfortunately 

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    1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

    Full credit to him but it is kind of annoying that Bobby Hill's two best games are the difference between Collingwood's entire McRae era being a failure or not.

    I would be well pleased to see that arrogant parasite-on-a-throne club drain away to the gutter it crawled out of.

    There are already credible rumours of rifts within the club and when the paint starts to scratch off you can bet we'll get another look at all the unresolved racism, sexism and drug issues their clout enabled them to suppress without resolving.

    Holy [censored], I really do hate Collingwood.

    Hate is far TOOOO NICE!🤮

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    33 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    could you make that a sewerage farm, rab?

    Imagine the salvage operation.  Rescuers would just be going through the motions.

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    The honeymoon period will be well and truely over and we might find out another the other side of Craig McRae's personality.

    Starting to get very prickly.

    If you look at their team squad front to back in totality, it's truely amazing they have snuck a premiership

    There is only so many wins you can have under a goal before the wallpaper and luck run out.

    Worse team along with the Bulldogs to win a premiership in the last 30 years.

    Carn the Sainters.

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    40 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    Imagine the salvage operation.  Rescuers would just be going through the motions.

    I think identification would be the problem

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    15 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

    The honeymoon period will be well and truely over and we might find out another the other side of Craig McRae's personality.

    Starting to get very prickly.

    If you look at their team squad front to back in totality, it's truely amazing they have snuck a premiership

    There is only so many wins you can have under a goal before the wallpaper and luck run out.

    Worse team along with the Bulldogs to win a premiership in the last 30 years.

    Carn the Sainters.

    His demeanour in the Sydney presser was very eye catching. He looked panicky and desperate. If they go 0-3 then statistically they won’t win it. top 4 becomes almost out of reach and finals is even 50/50. Just look at the cats from last year.

    Saints match up very well and I think are in with a real shot to cause a major upset. They move the ball very well and are one of the harder sides to score against. 

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    2 hours ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    Also, what's the statistical probability of their team plane plummeting 30,000 feet into an oil refinery some time this season. 

    OMG - but do they actually have to fly interstate this year??

    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    could you make that a sewerage farm, rab?

    They would feel right at home - will their president be on the plane too?

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    14 minutes ago, monoccular said:

    OMG - but do they actually have to fly interstate this year??

     

    More chance than their team bus careering off the freeway on the way to Geelong and ending up in the Werribee sewage farm, mono. 

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    Who cares!

    Are we going to make a thread of the other 16 teams.

    Rather just put them on ignore, until the KB round.

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    Way too much Schadenfreude going on here.

    They've lost to arguably the two best sides in the competition, playing games in March.

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