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GAMEDAY: Opening Round vs Sydney

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[censored] umpires. Good lord. 😡

 
24 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Is JVR playing as a CHF or a deep forward?   

Hard to say from this vision.  Would need to ve watching from behind the goals to tell what he is or isn't doing. 

Mostly 'isn't' so far

2nd 

xx scoring !! One goal!!!  Inside 50s x 28  

xx fumbles. Laurie. Rivers. 
Xx dropped marks in forward 50. Sparrow. Fritsch. Chandler 
xx kick to packs !! Still !!! 
 

👏👏May. Howes. Viney. 

 

none of the umpires are consistent on this rule

 

Jack Viney decapitated - HTB.

And now a ridiculous 70 to give them a goal

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1 minute ago, BDA said:

Tough conditions I know but the skills from both sides are terrible. 

About time someone other than me said it.

 
14 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Get your ship together Goodwin 

i am sick to death of watching a shiphouse Gameplan 

Simon "underachiever" Goodwin 

2 minutes ago, Pates said:

Two questions regarding rules. They highlighted Grundy taking away Gawn’s space at centre bounces, he goes straight to the man before the ball is up in the air, I’m surprised that’s permitted. 
 

Second one is the McDonald has the ball from the mark on the forward 50, May stranded from the stand rule but McDonald is allowed to go straight towards goal ignoring May’s positioning and off the line of the mark, umpire doesn’t call play on. I don’t mind the rule, but that’s insanely unfair on the defensive team. 

Gawn needs to meet him halfway. If Gawn is remaining stationary and Grundy is simply taking the available space then fair play. Gawn needs to be more proactive.


Laurie subbed off. Billings on. About time!

The biggest worry is no run or connection by hand.  Mostly up & under kicks and the mid field looks to be right off the pace.

That's aside from the usual forward woes.

Just now, ElDiablo14 said:

Simon "underachiever" Goodwin 

I have had enough. He must be moved on

Spargo & Chin ..   my god. 

Juddy a bit of class at last


2 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Simon "underachiever" Goodwin 

Is that Premiership coach Goodwin?


 

Looks like all the toxins are coming out of Oliver's pores.


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